Gene, as the first person to walk through the gates, I annoint you Arch Apostle of the Sik. It is a great honour to have a man of your wit and intellect in the realm.
Heartfelt congratulations to Gene on his much deserved appointment to such a high office.
And with that, the Gatekeeper must take leave for a few hours from his archiving duties to attend to worldly matters. I shall return to my task this evening.