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JEEZ…..YOU WOMEN ARE MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU’RE WORTH.

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Fogboundxx Senior member Posts: 2586		Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:33 PM. Post 1
		Who knew hiring a girl could be such a pain? http://www.girlscant what.com/wp-content/ uploads/2008/02/1943 _guide_to_hiring_wom en-2.pdf The print in that article is kinda hard to read so I’ll paste a copy below. But just to sum it up in a few words: Fat chicks are more dependable but who wants that, have a psychologist on hand to help them with their female insanities, give them ample time to preen themselves or they’ll go into some sort of disheveled female rage and keep them busy to keep their mouths shut and bad language makes them cry. 1943 Guide to Hiring Women The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II. “Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: There’s no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage. Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from Western Properties: 1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters, they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently. 2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It’s always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy. 3. General experience indicates that “husky” girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters. 4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job. 5. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up. 6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they’ll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves. 7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change. 8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day. 9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can’t shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency. 10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl’s husband or father may swear vociferously, she’ll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this. 11. Get enough size variety in operator’s uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can’t be stressed too much in keeping women happy.”

ANTHONY1953 Veteran Posts: 8421		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:35 PM. Post 2
		Oh oh

BINGOGOGIRL Member Posts: 10701		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:39 PM. Post 3
		Oh hell, I love ya anyway fog.

pflower Pokah Guru Posts: 14711		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:45 PM. Post 4
		I have to say I like 11 the best...that made me laugh the most

ctmason Veteran Posts: 3571		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:46 PM. Post 5
		Can you imagine if that was posted today as a corportations employment manifesto? The lawyers would be licking there chops.

Fogboundxx Senior member Posts: 2586		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:46 PM. Post 6
		Headline Oh hell, I love ya anyway fog. Yeah…..Now git in that kitchen an’ git my supper on the table. An’ while I’m eatin’, I need you to wash me some clothes for tomorrow -- but don’t use all the hot water, cuz I want you to run me some water so I can take a bath while you dry the clothes in that new dryer I bought you. Here…..here’s the money for you to go get me a 12-pack to drink while I watch the rest of the game after my bath. Then -- when the kids are all asleep -- if I ain’t too sleepy myself -- I got a treat for you. We’ll crawl in the bed for 5 minutes of lovin’, an’ who knows -- maybe in nine months, you’ll have another tricycle motor to keep you company while I’m at work. You are ONE LUCKY WOMAN! Hey…..Where’d you git them shoes? You don’t need no stinkin’ shoes!

BINGOGOGIRL Member Posts: 10701		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:49 PM. Post 7
		Not to worry sweetie, the bath's all ready. I love how handsome you look with your head under the water.

If you See K Veteran Posts: 9961		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 09:53 PM. Post 8
		Yeah - I'll bet all those 35 year old "girls" adored all that attention from those BIG - STRONG - BURLY - BOYS...I now pronounce you boy and wife...

sis1963 Pooh-Bah Posts: 8255		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 19, 2008 11:44 PM. Post 9
		What? No naps? We can still take the week off when our "monthly" visitor arrives though, right?

If you See K Veteran Posts: 9961		RE: Jeez…..You Women Are More Trouble Than You’re Worth. May 20, 2008 12:20 AM. Post 10
		dunno - I hear tell that we wimmins lack initiative at finding jobs to do - that we need some menfolk to set us on the straight and narrow -- give us our list of duties - it makes us so happy - and when we're happy - we're having fun. And of course, us gurls just want to have FUN