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  Rozza_mite Senior memberPosts: 115 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 16, 2008 07:52 PM. Post 61 |
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No. Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him. classics  |
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 amh11 EnthusiastPosts: 5850 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 17, 2008 06:55 AM. Post 62 |
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. Homer (C. 8BC) |
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Rozza_mite Senior member Posts: 115 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 18, 2008 02:27 PM. Post 64 |
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Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.  |
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  Dizzzy Dame Senior memberPosts: 1195 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 18, 2008 03:41 PM. Post 65 |
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i have 4 favorite ones said my Mae West  from MAE WEST I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. When women go wrong, men go right after them. |
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  iceman za3 VeteranPosts: 7596 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 19, 2008 05:13 PM. Post 67 |
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This has to be the best! |
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iceman za3 Veteran Posts: 7596 |
RE: Quotes I likeNov 19, 2008 05:14 PM. Post 68 |
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Oops my Fav is the last quote! |
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