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CURRENT CURSES FOR BODIHARMA..

 

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iceman za3 ZA iceman za3 Veteran
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Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 5, 2008 09:57 AM. Post 1
Bod seeing that you are a top bloke in a springing locust, crouching duck, yin and yang kinda way, and btw I'm the first to admit that I have oftern passed off some change to you Hari Krishna blokes while they are sitting in a park playing "Strumming my pain with his fingers" on their percussion, strings, and flutes.

So here are a few of the current curses.

1. The Deposit Curse, once you deposit you are at the mercy of the said poker site.

2. The Cashout curse, you can allways deposit but never cash out, and god forbid if you do.

3. The Dreaded Aces curse, they never hold up and you need to suckout on your opponenets 53o to make them stand up.

4. The RNG is rigged curse, of course it is.

5. The Nickname curse, to avoid this you need to pick a nick suitable to the site you are playing on, and has to exclude any notion that you are a shark ie "Pro-player1234" or anything remotely related to animals doing obscure things with cuddly toys.

6. The seat/avatar curse, it really doesnt matter if you are the granny or the tux guy, all are cursed.

7. The doomswitch curse, there is a dooswitch, support personel activate it at wil, I believe there is a monthly draw to determine who gets it during a specific month.

I will leave this here and allow the rest of Pokah to add their own.
 
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Dave303909 GB Dave303909 Enthusiast
Posts: 412 		 

RE: Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 5, 2008 10:07 AM. Post 2
8) The near payouts curse, where AA never holds up near payouts in a MTT.
 
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Lazaru5uk GB Lazaru5uk Senior member
Posts: 246 		 

RE: Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 5, 2008 10:18 AM. Post 3
9) the 'you're a donk' curse.. when the guy you just called a fkin donk pulls off a text-book perfect example of a trap with the nuts making you look foolish.. (and knocking you out)
 
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iceman za3 ZA iceman za3 Veteran
Posts: 7596 		 

RE: Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 5, 2008 12:12 PM. Post 4
10. The Disconnection curse, this is cleverly disguised as the disconnection comes at a time when you have pushed all in and the first three cards you see puts you ahead.... aaah but when you reconnect the table doesnt pop up... your out! wink No idea how either.
 
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Bodhidharma4 GB Bodhidharma4 Member
Posts: 557 		 

RE: Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 5, 2008 12:44 PM. Post 5
11). The my name is connected with the word curse, curse. Self explanatary.
 
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Bodhidharma4 GB Bodhidharma4 Member
Posts: 557 		 

RE: Current Curses for Bodiharma..

Dec 8, 2008 08:35 AM. Post 6
12) the getting banned for arguing with trannies curse. :p
 
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