Friends, are you tired of those old and worn out foofys? Does it smell like the fundus of a walrus? Got green slime growing all over it? Then treat yourself to a brand new ergonomic foofy straight from CC's Foofy Bargain Warehouse.
Choose from millions of brightly colored and frilly foofys from all over the world. She's even got foofys that smell like jello puddin pops. Foofys that glow in the dark and for you adventerous types, foofys that vibrate.
Yes folks, I think we can all agree, that a nice new foofy will bring a smile on your face and a nice fragrance to your nasty old bucket.
Simply mail:
$1.95 plus S&H to:
CC's Foofy Bargain Warehouse 1906 Ft. Leonard Wood, Missouri Barack #2201 - Military Hardware
BUT WAIT......IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE WILL INCLUDE 5, YES...... YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, 5 ADDITIONAL FOOFYS ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Shipping and Handling per foofy: $33.00
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming. And remember, only foofys can get to the bottom of your problems.