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smiley717 US smiley717 Pokah! addict
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Important medical alert

May 14, 2009 11:34 AM. Post 1
Good advice from the CDC...







Subject: NEW Important Notice from the CDC.



The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.



This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.



Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:

Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
Take the antidote(s) repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Edited by moderator Noah Sinking: (May 14, 2009)

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wallymcgurk US wallymcgurk Veteran
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RE: Important medical alert

May 14, 2009 11:51 AM. Post 2
Understood Commander, Shall proceed with caution to the nearest liquor store.
Over and out.

happy
 
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smiley717 US smiley717 Pokah! addict
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RE: Important medical alert

May 14, 2009 12:23 PM. Post 3
Yes I started the antidote immediatlyvery_happy
 
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sher z CA sher z Enthusiast
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RE: Important medical alert

May 14, 2009 01:17 PM. Post 4
me too I alredy feel better
 
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