"Cause I got pictures of boobs, lotsa and lotsa pictures of boobs.!"
Door opens briskly, a guy missing his front teeth wearing a hockey mask appears and glances around...... sees no pictures, slams the door shut."
Ding Dong....
"Who's there?"
"It's Stink"
Door opens and Wally lets loose with a shot gun blast, Stink runs like hell...... hides behind a dumpster and he digs out his list for the next member to go visit.
"Ol Mav realizes someone is at my door, no not know why or who gonna ring Ol Mav's doorbell!"
"Open the door Mav, it's Stink!"
No reply.......... two minutes go by...
"Hey Mav, open the fooking door, it's Stink!"
"No, not gonna trust doorbell, doorbells play tricks on ol Mav, Halloween is over, tricks or treaters are no not gonna viisit ol Mav, tricks in forum, tricks Mav's Senior Citizen building, not going to answer now.... who really is ringing ol Mav's bell?"
"It's me and all my Nazi buddies Mav, open the fooking door!"
"Oh Mav realizes it was those N-word varmints no not allowed to say all the time with gas masks and venginces agaisnt ol Mav....... not gonna, no open door.!sorry, ol Mav......."
"Hmmmm" Stink ponders his next move while enroute to the dumpster....
Old Mav realizes funny Jimbo funny alas old Mav realizes next time Jimbo knock no not ring the bell old Mav no not never answer the door bell only those four 4 letter no not allowed word people ring the door bell nice people knock and so old Mav realizes that wuz funny though Jimbo butt u gotta old Mav scared any body who would ring old Mavs own door bell probably police whutever... old Mav had more door bells police lock up old Mav in mental hospitals than u could would imaginme Jimbo... every time old mav turned arround parents called the police... locked up again... worst parents ever... always calling the police... old Mav no not never does any thing... butt they called the police... even dead... they call the police... and so old Mav scared any body at the door... thank u sorry right... sorry old Mav