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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 07:01 PM. Post 1
every member at least one time before they totally shut this thing down. You can expect me around 3:30 or so.... happy
 
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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 08:00 PM. Post 2
Wally's house:

Ding-Dong....

"Who's there?"

"It's Stink, open the fooking door!"

"Why should I?"

"Cause I got pictures of boobs, lotsa and lotsa pictures of boobs.!"

Door opens briskly, a guy missing his front teeth wearing a hockey mask appears and glances around...... sees no pictures, slams the door shut."

Ding Dong....



"Who's there?"

"It's Stink"

Door opens and Wally lets loose with a shot gun blast, Stink runs like hell...... hides behind a dumpster and he digs out his list for the next member to go visit.happy
 
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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 08:04 PM. Post 3
Flirtgirl's house:

Ding Dong....

"Who's there?"

"It's Stink, open the fooking door!"

Door swings open, Flirtgirl says "Hiya Stink, what a surprise!"

Stink glances down at her boobs, says; "damn, one of em is bigger isn't it!"

Flirtgirl's ol man hollars from the sofa "How the hell does he know that!"

Next thing you know, out comes the barrel of a shotgun and several blasts in rapid succession fire at Stink.

Stink finds himself under the dumpster this time, back out comes the list of members to see..... happy
 
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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 08:12 PM. Post 4
Mav's apartment;

Ding Dong....

"Ol Mav realizes someone is at my door, no not know why or who gonna ring Ol Mav's doorbell!"

"Open the door Mav, it's Stink!"

No reply.......... two minutes go by...

"Hey Mav, open the fooking door, it's Stink!"

"No, not gonna trust doorbell, doorbells play tricks on ol Mav, Halloween is over, tricks or treaters are no not gonna viisit ol Mav, tricks in forum, tricks Mav's Senior Citizen building, not going to answer now.... who really is ringing ol Mav's bell?"

"It's me and all my Nazi buddies Mav, open the fooking door!"

"Oh Mav realizes it was those N-word varmints no not allowed to say all the time with gas masks and venginces agaisnt ol Mav....... not gonna, no open door.!sorry, ol Mav......."

"Hmmmm" Stink ponders his next move while enroute to the dumpster.... happy
 
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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 08:16 PM. Post 5
Stug's house;

Ding Dong....

"Who is it?"

"Open the fooking door Stugs, it's Stink!"

Stug barely cracks the door open, turns white and says "Jeezzz, didn't realize you were so big" and slams the door shut.

"Open up Stugs, I'll take your limey azz down to the pub and buy you a Guiness!?

"Fook off!"

Stink waddles off and pulls out his list for the next member to see....happy
 
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StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 08:18 PM. Post 6
Kay's house;

Ding Dong...

"Who is it?"

"It's Stink, open the door!"

Door swings open, out steps Kay and Stink stands there looking up at her."

"Jeezzz, didn't realize you were so big" and Stink runs like hell!happy
 
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Pixiethecat GB Pixiethecat Senior member
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 09:16 PM. Post 7
Supersize me!! very_happy
 
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FlirtGirl US FlirtGirl Pokah Guru
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 10:18 PM. Post 8
Now Stink... that was funny as hell!! Made me chuckle!!!



Good thread!! This needs to be stickeed if I ever saw a thread that needs it!!! happy
 
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warlord RICK US warlord RICK Enthusiast
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 3, 2009 10:54 PM. Post 9
im building a moat and am gonna fill it with gators and keep the bridge up happy and look for u with my scope very_happy
 
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Maverick35 US Maverick35 Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 01:28 AM. Post 10
Old Mav realizes funny Jimbo funny alas old Mav realizes next time Jimbo knock no not ring the bell old Mav no not never answer the door bell only those four 4 letter no not allowed word people ring the door bell nice people knock and so old Mav realizes that wuz funny though Jimbo butt u gotta old Mav scared any body who would ring old Mavs own door bell probably police whutever... old Mav had more door bells police lock up old Mav in mental hospitals than u could would imaginme Jimbo... every time old mav turned arround parents called the police... locked up again... worst parents ever... always calling the police... old Mav no not never does any thing... butt they called the police... even dead... they call the police... and so old Mav scared any body at the door... thank u sorry right... sorry old Mav
 
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