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wallymcgurk US wallymcgurk Veteran
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RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 11:58 AM. Post 11
lmao.

Just make sure your azz is smaller than the dumpster, you'll be safe.

happy
 
 

StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
Posts: 10016 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 07:00 PM. Post 12
Wilco's house:

Ding Dong...

"Who's there?"

"Open the door, it's Stink!"

Door swings open and Wilco steps out.

"You can't be Stink, I'm Stinkfinger!"

"No, I'm Stinkfinger, you're Wilco!"

"But if I'm you, then I have to be Stinkfinger!"

"Well, you are me and you're Stinkfinger, and I'm Stinkfinger, then who have we fooled?"

"Hahahahah, I know one we fooled for damned sure!"

"You're right Stink, and her head is spinning like a top sprayed with WD-40."

"Let's go get a beer, shoot a game of pool, and then log in to the forum later to stir up some chit."

"Great idea!"happy
 
 

wilco761 US wilco761 Enthusiast
Posts: 2637 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 07:22 PM. Post 13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

great post brother SF...happy

didn't have to try very hard to fool

Msss. S finger

yes she has her own--lol---happy
 
 

wilco761 US wilco761 Enthusiast
Posts: 2637 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 07:25 PM. Post 14
LOL...all great post Sf....happy lol..lol..lol
 
 

FlirtGirl US FlirtGirl Pokah Guru
Posts: 25050 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 4, 2009 10:50 PM. Post 15
very_happyvery_happyvery_happyvery_happy
 
 

msdebbie CA msdebbie Pokah Guru
Posts: 35656 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 5, 2009 01:19 AM. Post 16
Stink's trailer

Ding Dong!

Stink answers "Who's there?".

Open up the fookin door, it's msdebbie.

Silence.

Open up the fookin door stink, it's me msdebbie!

Another moment of silence then stink says .
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"I stink. Go away!"
 
 

StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
Posts: 10016 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 5, 2009 01:39 PM. Post 17
While I was away, someone slipped in and stole all my bacon!!!!!angry

And my African Grey Parrot is in shell-shock. Got him trained to say "Hi Stink" when I come home.angry
 
 

StinkFinger US StinkFinger Veteran
Posts: 10016 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 6, 2009 07:47 AM. Post 18
Suze's house:

Ding Dong....

"Who's there?"

"Open the door Suze, its Stink!"

"Stink who?"

"Stink - Finger.... open the door!"

Door swings open and there stands a beautiful blonde wearing only a bath-robe. Her hair is still dripping water from a shower.

"What do you want Stinkfinger?"

"Just a friendly visit and to help dry you from your shower."

Later as Stink is leaving, he can't help from ponder what might have happened had he not chit all over himself when she dropped the bath-robe when he came in....

sigh........happy
 
 

Fogboundxx US Fogboundxx Enthusiast
Posts: 3967 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 6, 2009 09:14 AM. Post 19
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While I was away, someone slipped in and stole all my bacon

Look carefully around..... You may find a sign reading "EAT MOR CHIKIN"
 
 

paperplastic US paperplastic Senior member
Posts: 530 		 

RE: Gonna Try To Visit

Nov 6, 2009 07:35 PM. Post 20
Stinks Shack

Ding Dong

Stink: "Go away I'm touching myself."

Me: "Hey it's paperplastic Stink, I just want to talk."

Stink: "Oh **** paperplastic. Listen take whatever you want don't beat me up."

Me: (Looks around the well kept yard, beautiful property, nice big house. Beautiful place except for a hole in the ground which appears to be full of feces and urine. Sniffing once I take a step back from the stench. "Woo that's bad."

Stink: "Go away please! They will know I'm here"

Me: (Glance down into the hole.) "Oh hey Stink I didn't know you were down there. Why are you down there? It smells like feces and urine in there."

Stink: "What? That's ridiculous I haven't even gone... yet... oh.."

Me: "Oh, then that smell is just y.... oh.. Btw.... I think the people in the house want you off their property, they just called the cops."

Stink runs like hell
 
 
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