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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:22 PM. Post 1
Little too tense, laugh before you hit the tables

Joke of the day:
A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"
The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bit ch?"

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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:23 PM. Post 2
Joke of the day:
Q: What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?
A: A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball. happy
 
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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:23 PM. Post 3
Joke of the day:
Q: What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?
A: A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball. happy
 
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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:24 PM. Post 4
Joke of the day:
Q: How do you know when you are staying in a Redneck hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "OK, go ahead."
 
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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:25 PM. Post 5
Joke of the day:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that Way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
 
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vsparky12 US vsparky12 Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 11, 2005 02:30 PM. Post 6
DEEP THOUGHTS
Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did-"

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling.. Sometimes it seemed that way.

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

I hope that after I die, people will say of me, 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.’
 
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sugarmoney NO sugarmoney Veteran
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Aug 18, 2005 03:17 AM. Post 7
LOL

Sorry for beeing so slow.
Great jokes Sparky. ha ha ha

Guess we're getting old in the sticky forum thread. It's like the only place we are chatting. very_happyvery_happyvery_happy
 
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Sol_Angelica NO Sol_Angelica Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Nov 1, 2005 11:17 AM. Post 8
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RE: JOKE THREAD
August 11, 2005 at 15:25:08 Post 5
Joke of the day:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that Way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.



ROFL
 
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Sol_Angelica NO Sol_Angelica Enthusiast
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Nov 1, 2005 11:18 AM. Post 9
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RE: JOKE THREAD
August 11, 2005 at 15:25:08 Post 5
Joke of the day:
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that Way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.



ROFL
 
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PrairieRose CA PrairieRose Pooh-Bah
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RE: JOKE THREAD

Nov 2, 2005 10:19 AM. Post 10
LMAO thanks happy
 
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