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_Female32 NO _Female32 Veteran
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A JOKE

Oct 4, 2005 07:21 AM. Post 1
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress."
"Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television."
"And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied .
 
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Linda-77 NO Linda-77 Veteran
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 4, 2005 09:00 AM. Post 2
lolvery_happyvery_happy
 
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m-pete79 NO m-pete79 Enthusiast
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 4, 2005 09:08 AM. Post 3
hahaha very_happy
 
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Linda-77 NO Linda-77 Veteran
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 4, 2005 02:41 PM. Post 4
Må inrømme at jeg leste ikke vitsen da jeg svarte første gang. Men jeg har lest den nå... Og har kun denne responsen:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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_Female32 NO _Female32 Veteran
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 5, 2005 08:54 AM. Post 5
Jeg viste det Linda.......angry


Men takk for at du kom tilbake...very_happy
 
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Linda-77 NO Linda-77 Veteran
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 5, 2005 09:15 AM. Post 6
Bare hyggeligvery_happy
 
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_Pollux x NO _Pollux x Enthusiast
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 6, 2005 07:32 AM. Post 7
hehehevery_happyvery_happy
Brutaltwink
 
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unlkybstrd 2 US unlkybstrd 2 Pokah! addict
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RE: A JOKE

Oct 27, 2005 06:51 PM. Post 8
what does this say ? lol

Men takk for at du kom tilbake
 
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_Female32 NO _Female32 Veteran
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RE: A JOKE

Nov 5, 2005 06:51 PM. Post 9
It says
But thank you for comming back..happy
 
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