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PokahReaper		Mar 18, 2007 1:19 AM Posted by: PokahReaper I just stopped by to say hi I wish you good luck at the tables

Female32		Feb 13, 2007 2:57 AM Posted by: Female32 One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!" Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

bjb369		Jan 30, 2007 10:47 AM Posted by: bjb369 Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him. The other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a 'Star of David' in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they probably give to him just out of spite." The beggar behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."

bjb369		Jan 17, 2007 3:28 AM Posted by: bjb369 When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. "Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV." Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

bjb369		Jan 14, 2007 10:43 AM Posted by: bjb369 A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He also stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane . I would walk you home but I can't carry this stuff." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time." The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?" The biker said, "Holy smokes lady, I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

dragons05		Jan 8, 2007 1:16 AM Posted by: dragons05 Hey from downunder

6sweetness9		Jan 2, 2007 2:58 PM Posted by: 6sweetness9 Hope your New Year is bright and wonderful for ya..

vegball		Jan 2, 2007 1:59 PM Posted by: vegball thanks for stopping by... GL at the tables

Popotte		Jan 2, 2007 12:36 AM Posted by: Popotte BONNE ANNÉE Jim

featherlou		Jan 1, 2007 6:49 PM Posted by: featherlou Happy New Year, baby. I hope the rest of the year goes better than the last day of last year and the first day of this one.

bjb369		Jan 1, 2007 7:00 AM Posted by: bjb369 A very Happy New Year to you and yours

Nynus		Dec 31, 2006 10:29 AM Posted by: Nynus Happy New Year!

6sweetness9		Dec 30, 2006 11:06 AM Posted by: 6sweetness9 Happy New Year baby cakes. Bring it in with a hott wet sexy kiss..

bjb369		Dec 22, 2006 3:32 AM Posted by: bjb369 I would like to wish all of you a very Happy Christmas and I also hope that you have a profitable New Year. Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad" Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well." Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...one of the girls must be dying.

6sweetness9		Dec 21, 2006 12:42 PM Posted by: 6sweetness9 Merry Christmas if I don't see ya before then. Xoxoxoxo Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile Lost a wheel and Joker got away HEY!!!!!

bjb369		Dec 21, 2006 3:19 AM Posted by: bjb369 CHRISTMAS Christmas is the time of year when we exchange lots of things we'd like to keep, for lots of things that we don't want.

bjb369		Dec 20, 2006 3:43 AM Posted by: bjb369 Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.. Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch!

bjb369		Dec 19, 2006 3:42 AM Posted by: bjb369 ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" "Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration"

bjb369		Dec 18, 2006 4:50 AM Posted by: bjb369 A Russian and a redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, You're finished"; The redneck nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the redneck and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a scream; then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the redneck collapsed on top of him making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone he asked "how did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered "well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could." So the trainer exclaimed "that's what finished him off!" "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts."

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