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kav3		Feb 7, 2009 12:33 PM Posted by: kav3 Paddy is in the pub telling his mates about his first parachute jump with the army.Paddy says "we were about 30,000 feet up when they started to jump, when it was my turn I just could'nt jump-no way! Then this black guy pulled out his 12 ich co ck and says " Paddy, if you dont jump I will stick this baby right up your ar se ". Paddys mates asked " well did you jump?" Paddy replies " just a bit when it first went in"

armymom1xx		Sep 27, 2007 11:22 PM Posted by: armymom1xx MACCCCCCCCCCCCC its so good seein u how the hell or u ?

chaddaddy		Apr 2, 2007 2:44 PM Posted by: chaddaddy you still with us...hope all is well bud

kav3		Feb 19, 2007 5:00 AM Posted by: kav3 Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Clinton: "Do we have time?"

kav3		Jan 10, 2007 4:28 PM Posted by: kav3 my woman put a crate of ducks on the table this xmas,i said "whats this" "well you wanted some quackers" she replied

PuPpY_LOvE_		Dec 30, 2006 4:35 AM Posted by: PuPpY_LOvE_ woohoo one more nite till party nite if i dont get to see ya HAPPY NEW YEAR for 2007

nuttychick		Dec 24, 2006 5:06 PM Posted by: nuttychick (¯`v´¯) `.¸.´ ¸Merry Christmas.•´¸.•¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.

chaddaddy		Dec 18, 2006 10:23 AM Posted by: chaddaddy "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

PuPpY_LOvE_		Dec 16, 2006 9:45 AM Posted by: PuPpY_LOvE_ have a great day and be lucky

nuttychick		Dec 10, 2006 11:08 AM Posted by: nuttychick Hope your sundays a relaxing 1 tc nc CLICKY CLICKY

kav3		Dec 10, 2006 12:47 AM Posted by: kav3 women are just like orange juice cartons, its not the shape or size that matters or even how sweet the juice is, its getting those f u k n flaps to open

kav3		Dec 9, 2006 2:03 AM Posted by: kav3 playing bridge is a lot like sex, if you dont have a good partner you better have a good hand

jamie777		Dec 8, 2006 1:02 PM Posted by: jamie777

PuPpY_LOvE_		Dec 7, 2006 5:43 AM Posted by: PuPpY_LOvE_ GOOD MORNING TO YOU Woohoo i think my luck is changing i have won a little so maybe i will get back my mill and a little more lol HAGD

PuPpY_LOvE_		Dec 5, 2006 7:13 AM Posted by: PuPpY_LOvE_ Hiya just passing through and i was trying to rub my luck onto some else lol im only joking ,Not doing so well at the mo lost over a mill lately but im looking on the bright side of it im going to win all of it back and lots more. I was going put wish u luck at the table but as my lucks going at the mo i wont lol

nuttychick		Nov 23, 2006 9:23 AM Posted by: nuttychick Hagd and be lucky tc nc A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

jamie777		Nov 22, 2006 11:38 PM Posted by: jamie777 hello

Uaedan		Nov 22, 2006 7:12 PM Posted by: Uaedan Happy Thanksgiving ............................ ......oooO.............. .....(....).....Oooo.... ......)../.....(....)... .....(_/.......)../.... ...............(_/...... .......................... GL at the Tables

kav3		Nov 17, 2006 12:35 PM Posted by: kav3 Q.what do you call an ardvark thats been beaten up A. a vark

nuttychick		Nov 17, 2006 8:59 AM Posted by: nuttychick Woohoo weekends here hope u have a good 1 tc nc Ok could not have 2 clean 1s so this 1 is really for us ladies woot woot And this 1 is for u men watch and enjoy hehehehe

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