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BestDeal00
US  BestDeal00 		  Feb 10, 2006 1:23 PM Posted by: BestDeal00
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4McCoy1
DE  4McCoy1 		  Dec 31, 2005 9:08 AM Posted by: 4McCoy1
Happy New Year! wink 
 
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rasbo
DK  rasbo 		  Nov 6, 2005 3:52 AM Posted by: rasbo
Good morning! Have a great sonday, win big, and smile happy 
 
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dangerous53
CA  dangerous53 		  Oct 22, 2005 7:43 AM Posted by: dangerous53
Hahaha, they always come back. They should make a new status, Pokah! Junkie. Have a good day. 
 
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LilMsPokah
US  LilMsPokah 		  Oct 20, 2005 3:44 PM Posted by: LilMsPokah
HAPPY Trips Beat A Two Pair Every Time THURSDAY 'PunnyPokerPeople' Member! Good Luck, Have Fun, Raise Hard, Play Nicely, Win Big!

NOT PUNNY!
There was a man who entered a local paper's ‘Pun contest.’ He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did sad.

Thank you again to all that participated and played in yesterday’s PPP Play Money Poker Tournament. There were some pretty excellent hands played by many of our members! Goes to show that you guys aren’t just a bunch of pretty joke telling comedians that happen to be poker players! Congratulations to all those that placed…and yes 8th is placing! (*click here for PPP leader board) Hope to see more at the next Tournament! – Jocelyn 
 
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imabigidiot
US  imabigidiot 		  Oct 19, 2005 4:25 PM Posted by: imabigidiot
You aren't supposed to be here- I thought you were leaving for good! 
 
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LilMsPokah
US  LilMsPokah 		  Oct 19, 2005 2:21 PM Posted by: LilMsPokah
HAPPY WEDNESDAY 'PunnyPokerPeople' member strange luck!

'PunnyPokerPeople' $50-$50 NL “PlayMoney” Holdem Tournament! PPP members, there's still time to sign up! Tournament held today, Wednesday, October 19th at EST 07:30PM (PST 04:30PM / GMT 11:30PM). Buy-in is $2000.00. Game will be played as a freezeout with no rebuys. Winner takes all! Leader board will be posted in group forum at the conclusion of the tournament. Good Luck, Have Fun, RAISE HARD, Play Nicely, Win Big!

SHE HAD TWINS…
A young woman, not able to care for her twin boys, gives up her children for adoption. One boy is adopted by a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other is taken in from a family in Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her Husband replies, “But they’re twins, if you’ve seen Juan…you’ve seen Amal!” 
 
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Elvis lives
US  Elvis lives 		  Oct 19, 2005 11:06 AM Posted by: Elvis lives
Today's cut and paste: Here we go again. The Cardinals were down to their last strike and behind by 2 runs with nobody on when we got a hit. The next guy walked, and the next guy smashed, I mean smashed, a home run. Our closer closed it. I was hollering so loud that my son called from 200 miles away to celebrate. I still have some of the pizza left over from Monday. Perhaps it's lucky pizza. Perhaps I should eat pizza every day. Yeah, that's the plan. Note: as a single Dad, it doesn't take much to justify pizza every day.

Matt was quizing me about why I wear glasses. After pondering that my eyes are bad, he said, "Dad, when I'm a heart doctor, I'll call the eye doctor and tell him to fix your eyes."

From Harrington on Hold'em V1, "Three players behind you is too many to make a continuation bet. There's too great a chance that you won't be able to take the pot, in which case you've just put in some money with the worst hand." I never bluff with three beind me. It's simply a waste of money. If someone calls, and you still have nothing on the turn, you fold to a turn bluff anyway. May as well fold cheaply to flop bluff. 
 
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NICE_PACKAGE
US  NICE_PACKAGE 		  Oct 18, 2005 8:52 AM Posted by: NICE_PACKAGE
Minister to congregation: "Learn to forgive your enemies. It will drive them up the wall."

GL @ the tables. winkwinkwink 
 
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freddifish1
US  freddifish1 		  Oct 17, 2005 8:39 PM Posted by: freddifish1
Things You Should Know 1

Things You Should Know

1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle"

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters. 17. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time ... hence, multi-tasking was invented. 
 
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IMLUCKY3
US  IMLUCKY3 		  Oct 17, 2005 1:50 PM Posted by: IMLUCKY3
GL at the tables & with your girlfriend 
 
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Elvis lives
US  Elvis lives 		  Oct 17, 2005 1:40 PM Posted by: Elvis lives
Today's cut and paste: The Cardinals are not doing to well. sad We have to win 3 straight to avoid being knocked out of the playoffs. It's not going to happen. Oh well, college basketball season is very near.

Late one night Matt was pretending to be the Dad and I was the son. He told me, "Son, I have a very important word for you: 'get in bed.'"

From Harrington on Hold'em V1: After bluffing at a pot, Dan's thoughts were "Your bet was a little higher than I'd like to see. Players do this because they're eager to steal the pot, and they think that a bigger bet is more likely to close the deal. That's perhaps marginally true." This is very interesting in NL. It's not the size of the bet that usually makes the difference; It's the fact that you are betting. But, if you are betting too much, you are losing too much when losing, but winning nothing with the bigger bet because you were bluffing. You only win if they fold. 
 
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LilMsPokah
US  LilMsPokah 		  Oct 17, 2005 12:55 PM Posted by: LilMsPokah
HAPPY ‘Middle Pair’ MONDAY PunnyPokerPeople group member strange luck! Have Fun, Good Luck, RAISE HARD, Play Nicely, Win Big!

POOR SPOT…
A man is sitting at the dinner table, meeting his girlfriend’s family for the first time. During the course of the meal, being so nervous, he starts to feel a build up of gas. So halfway through desert he tries very hard to hold his fart. At the end, no longer able to hold it, he let a little fart escape out. The sister of the man’s girlfriend shouted, “Spot!” to the family dog. Happy that the dog was being blamed for the gas, the man let out an even bigger fart. “Spot!” shouted the sister again! Still feeling a bit of gas remaining, the man decided to let out the biggest fart ever! The sister finally yelled, “Spot come here before he sh*ts on you!”

Group 'PunnyPokerPeople' …membership FREE...laughs PRICELESS. COME BY and see what everyone’s laughing about! Great for when you have a joke to share or when you need something to make you laugh. 
 
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Elvis lives
US  Elvis lives 		  Oct 15, 2005 10:44 AM Posted by: Elvis lives
Today's cut and paste: Nana has agreed to watch Matt, so I'm taking the day off. I'm off to a couple of used bookstores to feed my book-reading addiction. The Cardinals are on at 3, so the game probably starts at 3:30. I'll have nachoes and a beer in front of me by 3:40. I hope that the game is over by 7 so I can go see a movie. I hope to see Two For The Money, a gambling movie. Who could have guessed?

Matt gave me a kiss goodnight on the cheek and told me it was a boy kiss. I was confused. I asked what a girl kiss would be, and he gave me a kiss on the forehead, with lots of wiggling back and forth.

"Given what you know about the big blind, a small bet will just be viewed as red meat. You should check and take a free card." When playing very aggressive players, don't let yourself be check-raised off a hand. Use your free cards to make a hand and break them. You can't out-bluff them. 
 
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Elvis lives
US  Elvis lives 		  Oct 14, 2005 8:56 PM Posted by: Elvis lives
Today's cut and paste: I admit that I watch Matt's cartoons. My favorites are Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius and Fairly Odd Parents. Tonight, they've merged the two shows. I admit it: I'm watching cartoons and enjoying it.

Male one-upsmanship begins early. I told Matt we were having fish sticks for lunch, and he said he didn't want fish. I repeated that we were having fish, and he said, "I'm not eating them." I told him that he would sit in his chair until he did, to which he responded, "I'll just cry until you throw them away." I countered that I would not throw them away but I would go watch tv and turn it up real loud so I didn't hear him crying. He said no more. Yes! I beat the 3-year-old in one-upmanship.

From Harrington on Hold'em V1, discussing when getting bet at repeatedly, "He says you're beaten and you have no reason to doubt him. Fold your hand." When I'm in a losing streak, I'm calling turn and river raises. When I'm winning, I'm folding. 
 
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freddifish1
US  freddifish1 		  Oct 14, 2005 4:09 PM Posted by: freddifish1
Life

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. 
 
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LilMsPokah
US  LilMsPokah 		  Oct 13, 2005 12:27 PM Posted by: LilMsPokah
CAN’T LOSE….
Two friends, Ron and Gil, went together to play the slot machines. Each agreed that when his money was gone he would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for his friend. Ron quickly lost all of his money and went to wait on the bench. Ron waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, he saw Gil coming towards him carrying a huge sack of coins. “Hey Ron,” said Gil, “how’d you do?” “Well Gil,” said Ron, “I’m sitting on this bench waiting for you. What do you think? It looks like you hit it big though.” “Oh yeah,” said Gil, “I did! I found a great machine in the back! I’ll show it to you! YOU CAN’T LOSE! Every time you put in a dollar 4 quarters come out!”

…now that’s my kind of slot! HERE’S TO “getting it on the turn” THURSDAY 'PunnyPokerPeople' member strange luck! Remember…once you’re in, you’re in. Membership is FREE…laughs PRICELESS! Come by and check out what everyone’s laughing about!

Have Fun, Good Luck, RAISE HARD, Play Nicely and Wing Big!

“It’s an awesome feeling being a woman and having the nuts at the table!” - LilMsPokah 
 
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Elvis lives
US  Elvis lives 		  Oct 12, 2005 7:49 PM Posted by: Elvis lives
Today's cut and paste: Here we go, Cardinals, here we go. The mirror told me that beer and nachoes are in my near future.

In my small town, collections are taken at the major intersection - of which we only have one. If you donate, you usually get a candy of some sort. On this day, it was a tootsie-roll. I was alone and tossed the candy into Matt's car seat. The next time he was with me, he found it. After some discussion, which means Matt saying "I don't think I like tootsie-rolls," he tried it. After a nibble, and a small bite, he shoved it all in. He then told me, "I hike hottsie-holes."

After the flop, "you can now begin to bet in a way that creates a story about the hand and your place in it. Good post-flop play is more analytical. The key qualities are now logic, planning, and cunning." On the flop, we have to figure out what they have and how to win the most - or lose the least. 
 
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rodeoclown
US  rodeoclown 		  Oct 12, 2005 3:32 PM Posted by: rodeoclown
Hey 
 
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LilMsPokah
US  LilMsPokah 		  Oct 12, 2005 3:31 PM Posted by: LilMsPokah
DISCREET POKER…
Six friends were playing poker when one of the guys, Gil, loses $500.00 on a single hand… clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. One of the players, Robert, looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Jimmy, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, gentle, and not to make a bad situation any worse than it already is. Jimmy tells them, "Discreet? Gentlemen, I'm the most discreet man you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." Jimmy walks over to Gil’s house… knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Jimmy flat out tells her, "Your husband just lost $500.00 playing cards." She hollers at him, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Jimmy says, "Okay, I'll tell him."

HAPPY HUMP DAY 'PunnyPokerPeople' MEMBER strange luck! Good Luck, Have Fun, Raise Hard, Play Nicely, Win Big!

“It’s an awesome feeling being a woman and having the nuts at the table!” – LilMsPokah 
 
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