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XXDOUBLEJXX		Dec 7, 2007 3:48 PM Posted by: XXDOUBLEJXX A Christmas Story \\\\\\\'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I\'ve busted my * for damn near a year, Instead of \'Thanks Santa-- what do I hear? The old lady *** cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those **** from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain\'t damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little * I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo\'s--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I\'m IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I\'m quitting this job there\'s just no enjoyment I\'ll sit on my fat * and draw unemployment. There\'s no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I\'m going SOUTH for the season!!!

foxy kitten		Oct 26, 2007 2:06 PM Posted by: foxy kitten don't be afraid to post a hi next time good luck at tables foxy

kav3		Feb 19, 2007 5:05 AM Posted by: kav3 Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, and Bill Clinton are on the titanic. When it starts to sink Carter yells, "Quick, save the women and children!" Nixon: "Screw the women and children" Clinton: "Do we have time?"

KJSACE		Dec 23, 2006 9:46 AM Posted by: KJSACE Happy Christmas, Good Luck on The Green Cloth

osher430		Dec 10, 2006 5:08 AM Posted by: osher430 Nice hand..my favorite GL at the tables

kav3		Dec 10, 2006 12:55 AM Posted by: kav3 women are just like orange juice cartons, its not the shape or size that matters or even how sweet the juice is, its getting those f u k n flaps to open

frazzledaisy		Nov 7, 2006 3:14 PM Posted by: frazzledaisy Hi, gl at the tables

.SARA		Oct 22, 2006 6:48 AM Posted by: .SARA gl

kav3		Oct 17, 2006 2:21 PM Posted by: kav3 nice cards

bette2wyn		Sep 15, 2006 6:31 AM Posted by: bette2wyn Don’t look now, but there’s a nut loose on your keyboard.

DbMA		Sep 12, 2006 2:16 PM Posted by: DbMA thanks for the comments man...................good luck!! RESPECT

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JStewart62		Aug 30, 2006 1:57 PM Posted by: JStewart62 Stop holdin the dead mans hand good luck a the tables

marmitethcat		Jul 28, 2006 3:39 AM Posted by: marmitethcat a pokah point earning post GL

JACKSPLAY1		Jul 28, 2006 12:44 AM Posted by: JACKSPLAY1 sound like an intresting game

F0LDMASTER		Jul 23, 2006 6:15 AM Posted by: F0LDMASTER Aces and eights huh? Always split them both!!! May you always have good luck and win big!

100KIWISH		Jul 23, 2006 6:14 AM Posted by: 100KIWISH Enjoy Your Day GL On the Green Felt Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." guess you like the Dead mans hand

taome		Jun 4, 2006 3:11 AM Posted by: taome Hey...jus passin thru!!! GL

sTrAnGe_DoGG		May 27, 2006 2:27 AM Posted by: sTrAnGe_DoGG nice hand

redleg wife		May 20, 2006 9:51 AM Posted by: redleg wife I can honestly say I have never heard of that card game before!!! But there is a song called that. Tc and hagd..........

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