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(United States)About me
| Presentation | All the world\'s a stage, And all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts... How the bail out works: young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said you can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs. Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven The angel said 'Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted.' The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, 'Look at these, they're the mos t perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.' Dolly was outraged and asked, 'What t he hell was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me!!?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' said the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair -- no matter how big they are. |
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My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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| 27 Mar, 2008 | funny money 8th place | 3185 |
| 08 Apr, 2008 | funny money 8th place | 3120 |
| 15 Apr, 2008 | funny money 12th place | 1920 |
| 08 May, 2008 | funny money 15th place | 1980 |
| 21 May, 2008 | funny money 5th place | 5280 |
| 27 May, 2008 | funny money 14th place | 1680 |
| 10 Jun, 2008 | funny money 11th place | 2000 |
| 05 Aug, 2008 | funny money 9th place | 2688 |
| 02 Sep, 2008 | funny money 13th place | 1660 |
| 18 Sep, 2008 | funny money 8th place | 3115 |
| 02 Oct, 2008 | funny money 8th place | 3640 |
| 22 Oct, 2008 | funny money 5th place | 6960 |
| 11 Dec, 2008 | funny money 9th place | 2296 |
| 01 Jan, 2009 | funny money 10th place | 2304 |
| 14 Jan, 2009 | funny money 9th place | 3360 |
| 17 Jan, 2009 | Funday Million 55th | 2400 |
| 17 Mar, 2009 | funny money 7th place | 3840 |
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