1111Andy Status Offline Birthday 23 Feb, 1980 Country (United States) Joined 23 Aug, 2005 Pokah Status Enthusiast Visitors 1176 Pokah posts 849 (click to view) Groups R U Hot or Not?? , Philmont Poker Players , Grateful Poker Players , Eagle Scout Poker , TRSHA

Presentation	Don't forget to sign my guestbook! Don't forget to sign my guestbook! Don't forget to sign my guestbook! Don't forget to sign my guestbook! UPDATES AND DATES TO NOTE: 12.09.05 - Became SENIOR MEMBER status 12.28.05 - $50.oo - 1st place Past Time Pub - WINNER TAKE ALL - Bar Poker - 8 tables in tournament. 01.13.05 - $150.oo - 1st place Hylander Bar & Grill - WINNER TAKE ALL - Bar Poker - 10 tables - 95 person tournament. 01.16.05 - 2nd place Hylander Bar & Grill. NO MONEY 01.27.06 - Became ENTHUSIAST MEMBER status 02.07.06 - 1st place Union Poker Tournament - won a seat into the final table in 8 weeks [1st of 8 sessions] College Graduate schooling the Poker Big Dogs. Play for fun here which helps me take my friends' money when we play at other places. It was fun playing you whether I won or lost. Leave me a message and say a quick hello. 10 Poker Tips for you: 1. Playing too many hands Most beginners play way too many starting hands, in fact top players typically play between 20-30% of their starting hands. Concentrate on higher value starting hands and help remove the luck element of the game. 2. Know when to hold’em, and know when to fold’em. Learn how to fold a hand, and don’t be a calling machine. Many beginners keep betting regardless of the board or what their opponent’s actions are suggesting. Top players frequently say it’s the hands you can lay down that are often the key to profitable play. 3. Choose less skillful opponents ... if you want to win money. Sounds fairly obvious, but you should play at betting limits where you can beat the majority of players. Move down in limits if you are having difficulties winning money. In poker, always leave your ego at the door. 4. Watch your opponents habits. Especially when you aren’t in a hand. The best time to study is when you aren’t emotionally invested in the hand, and you can make more prudent observations. Watch how opponents bet, and how much they bet, in what position are they betting. Learning how your opponents play is key. 5. Betting to gain knowledge Betting is not always because you have the best hand. Top players use various betting techniques to try to gain information. For example, a defensive bet is one that you can use early on to avoid calling a bigger future bet. A re-raise may be used to probe the credibility of your opponent’s hand. 6. Learn to put your opponents on a hand Once you have mastered Tips #4 &5, it is time to put your knowledge to work. Try putting yourself in your opponents shoes, and learn to put them on a hand. Ask questions like “Why did he re-raise me that amount?”, and “Why did he only call in the previous betting round?”, “Maybe because he only called me, he has a kicker problem?” 7. Learn how to bluff and semi-bluff ...at the right times against the right players, and at the right frequency. Bluffing is often a misunderstood concept, and much to many beginner’s dismay most pros use bluffs quite sparingly. A bluff can be very effective when used rarely, and where there is a seemingly low risk of being called by your opponent. 8. Changing Gears Unpredictability can be good. Most pros can figure out a really loose player by waiting for the nuts and being patient. However, an even easier opponent is a tight player or “rock”, who plays only the Group 1 type hands. You need to change your game up, and let them see that you can run bluffs, and can play some lower value starting hands.These changes should be subtle and shouldn’t dramatically affect the flop rate we mentioned in Tip #1 9. Understand player position... and how it is critical. Not only is it important to play strong hands, it is even more important in what position you play them. For example, the ideal position is the Button (the Dealer), as you are last to act, and have the advantage of watching all of the betting action before you need to make a decision. eg. If the action before you consists of a bet, a raise, and a re-raise, and you hold a pair of Tens, you might think that folding is the right decision. 10. Read books and take notes Players can always learn more if they want to be a better poker player. Keep notes on what works and doesn’t work for you, and eventually you will come up with a style of play that works uniquely for you and improves your game. ------------- Hand Nicknames: PAIRS: AA – Pocket Rockets, Bullets, Eyes of Texas, Eyes, American Airlines, Bullets, Sharp Tops, Alan Alda, Snake Eyes, Teepees, Bulls, "Weapons of Mass Distruction" (Thank Ramman2 for that one!!) A?A? – Joe Louis A?A? - Visine KK – Cowboys, King Kong, Gorillas, Gorillas in the Mist, Cowboy Wolford, Kangaroos, Krispy Kreme, Elvis Presley, Penn and Teller QQ – Double date, Canadian Aces, Siegfried and Roy, Gay Marriage, Calamity Jane, Dykes, Hookers, Mop Squeezers, Pair of Wire Cutters, Whores, Jailhouse Rock, Snowshoes, Canadian Rockets, Wal-Mart Shoppers, The Hilton Sisters, Ladies (newly added by Jo125...missed that one), "Four-Tits" Thanks Eja Kuladic JJ – Fish hooks, Hooks, Jay Birds, Dyno-o-mite, Jokers, Johnnies, Kid Dynamite (J.J. Evans), Gents, Hockey Sticks (thanks derbyhat!) 10 10 – Dimes, Tension, Rin Tin Tin 99 – German virgin, Canadian Aces, Popeye’s, Phil Hellmuth, Barbara Feldon (Agent 99), Gretzky 88 – Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, Dawg Balls, Racetracks, Doggie Balls, Piano Keys, Double Infinities, Wurlitzer, Little Oldsmobile 77 - Sunset strip, Walking sticks, Saturn, Hockey Sticks, Mullets 66 - Route 66, Kicks 55 - Speed limit, Presto, Barge 44 - Magnum, Sail boat, Luke Skywalker (the fours is with you), Diana Dors, Midlife Crisis, Dirty Hairy 44s - off suit black – Dark Side of the Fours 33 – Crabs, Larry Bird 22 – Ducks, Pocket Swans, Deuces Never Loses, Quack Quack ACES: AK - Big slick, Anna Kournakova (looks great but never wins), Mike Haven, Salt Lake Pair, Santa Barbara AK offsuit – Big Ugly AQ - Big chick, Aquaman, Little Slick, Walking back to Houston, Mrs. Slick, Big Clit, Catch of the Day, Doyle Brunson AJ - Black Jack, Jack-ass, Ajax, Apple Jacks, Foamy Cleanser A10 – Warthog (ask any pilot, slow - but usually powerful.), Johnny Moss, Bookends, Corners A9 – Not Spades A9 offsuit – Jesus (Chris Ferguson) A8 – Dead mans hand A5 – High Five, Little Corners A4 – Planecrash, Pearl Harbor A3 – Ash Tray, Baskin-Robbins (31 flavors) A2 – Ace-Deucy, Hunting Season (a bullet and a duck), Little Slick KINGS: KQ - Royalty, Marriage, Royal Couple, Lucy & Ricky, Divorce KQ offsuit – Mixed Marriage, Othello KJ – Kojak, King John, Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Tuscon Monster, Just Kidding, People Who Need People KJ offsuit - Jack Off, Bachelor’s Hand, Bill Fillmaff K10 – Ditzy pregnant actress, Big Al, Katie (KT) K10 offsuit – Woodcutter K9 – Canine, Pedigree, Fido, What a Dog, Bow wow, Dogs, Saw Mill, The Animal K9 offsuit – Mongrel, Mutt K8 – Kokomo, Feast (King ate), NY Heart Attack (A NYC player died holding this hand) K7 – Columbia River K4 – Fork, Fork off (offsuited) K3 – King Crab, Sizzler, Commander Crab, Krablar, Seafood, Alaskan Hand K2 – The Mountain, Big Fritz, Everest, Steep Climb K2 offsuit - Fritz QUEENS: Q – Dame, Lady QJ – Fred & Ethel, Maverick, Oedipus Q? J? – Pinocle Q10 – Quint, Varkony, Hot Babe or Hot Stud, Goolsby Q9 – Quinine Q8 – Fat Lady Q7 offsuit – Computer Hand Q6 offsuit – Peanut Butter and Jelly Q5 – Grannie Mae Q4 – B-Diddy, "Whores and fours" (Thanks from Cubano31) Q3 - Gay waiter, San Francisco Bus Boy (a Queen with a trey), Windsor Waiter, Streetwalker Q3 suited – Posh Gay Waiter Q2 – Queen Doobie JACKS: J7 – Jack Daniels J6 – Jeff Talley, Railroad hand J5 – Jackson five, Rock and Roll, Motown J4 – Flat tire (that’s what the jack is for) J2 offsuit – Blind Mans Hand TENS: 10-9 – Countdown 10-9 clubs – Mile Higher 10-8 – Tetris, Golden Dan 10-7 – Bowling Hand, Mullet, Split 10-5 – Woolworth, Five with a Dime, Five and Dime, Dime Store, Barbara Hutton 10-4 – The Trucker, Convoy, Broderick Crawford, Over and Out, Roger That, The Good Buddy, CB Hand 10-3 - Weinberg 10-2 – Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly NINES: 9? – Curse of Scotland 98 – Oldsmobile 96 - Dinner for two, Big Lick, Happymeal, Jinxy, Joe Bernstein, Good Lover, Prom Night 95 - Dolly Parton (Workin' 9a to 5p), Hard Working Man, American Pie 94 – Joe Montana, Banana, San Francisco (49ers), Gold Rush 93 – The Sik, Jack Benny 92 – Montana Banana, Twiggy EIGHTS: 8J – Jeffery Dahmer 88 – Little Oldsmobile 87 – RPM 86 – Poe Diddly, Hiroshima, Eubie 86 offsuit – Pacheco Nuts 85 – Finky Dink 84 – Big Brother, Orwell 83 – Sven, Raquel Welch, Most feared hand in Texas Hold’em SEVENS: 78 - RPM 76 – Union Oil, Trombones, Philadelphia (76ers), (? hearts) Sgt. Peppers’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 75 – Heinz, Pickle Man, Ketchup 75 offsuit – Filipino Slick 74 offsuit – Cambodian Slick, Double Down 72 offsuit – Deadly Teddy Lee, Jamaican Air, The Hammer, Beer Hand, Whip (worst hand in poker) 72 suited – Prom Night Teddy Lee SIXES: 69 – Dinner for two, Big Lick, Happymeal, Jinxy, Joe Bernstein, Good Lover, Prom Night, Porno 69 offsuit – Percy 67? hearts – Sgt. Peppers’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 65 – Retirement, Jagermeister 64 – Omid 63 offsuit – Jimmy Summerfield, Blocky 62 – Ainsworth FIVES: 57 – Pickle Man, Heinz, Ketchup 54 – Jesse James, Colt 45, Jane Russell, Peacemaker, Revolver 53 – Bully Johnson 52 – Dead Luca, Pick up (as in 52 card pick up) FOURS: 49 – Gold Rush, San Francisco 45 – Revolver, Peacemaker, Jesse James, Colt 45, Jane Russell 42 – Bill Clinton THREES: 3 - Trey 32 – Mississippi Slick, Can of Corn, Aggie Slick, Polish Big Slick, Little Pete 32 suited – Hooter Hand TWOS: 2 - Deuce 2J – Lindsey’s Lovers 29 – Twiggy, Black Thursday 27 – Harlem Globetrotters 27 offsuit – Jim Morrison 24 – Lumberman’s Hand, Solid Gold, Jack Bauer 23 – Michael Jordan, Little Pete OTHER HANDS: AA88 - Dead man’s hand (A player named Wild Bill Hickok was shot in 1876 after winning with it!) AK47 – Machine Gun (AK-47) A2345 – Steel Wheel, Bicycle, Bike KKKK – The Four Horsemen QQQQ – Village People QQQ – Six Tits JJJ – One Jack Off 666 – Kotch, The Devil, Evil Hand, The Beast, Lucifer, Satan 555 – Washington Monument 444 – Grand Jury 3333 – Forest, Four Trees 222 – Huey, Dewey and Louie 2233 – Strumpor Och Skor (Socks and Shoes) KKK – The Alabama Night Riders, The Three Wise Men, Ku Klux Klan AAA – Beatles Reunion, Triple A, Insurance 10 10 10 – Thirty Miles of Bad Road Flush of clubs – Golf Bag, Puppy Feet, Pups Any Flush – All Blue or All Pink A4 Flush – Arkansas Flush AKQJ10 – Broadway Full House - Boat 6969 – Orgy, Dinner for Four A2345 – First Street, Pup, Puppy Three of a kind – Gleek, Trips Four of a kind - Quads Any Face Card – Liner, Paint Unbeatable Hand – Nuts, Check Mark Have any others, let me know in my guestbook or leave me a message!!!!
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3. moe.
4. Grateful Dead
5. NOFX

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1. 90 Shilling - Ft. Collins
2. Fat Tire - Ft. Collins
3. Guinness - Dublin
4. Hoppelleuia - Cortland
5. Budweiser Select - St. Lious

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1. Booze
2. Sauve
3. Moist
4. C*nt
5. N***er

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1. Mac N Cheese - Mmmmm cheese
2. Mexican favorite is Tamales
3. Chocolate of any kind
4. Italian really like anything in red sauce
5. Steak or Prime Rib

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