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(United States)About me
| Presentation | GOT ANY JOKES THAT CAN TOP THESE??? A guy's been dating the girl of his dreams for several months,but he's been holding back his sexual advances because he's worried she"ll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night they"re in his car,and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while,he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. "No thanxs,"moans the girl."You know i dont smoke." A drunk staggers into a bar and shouts,"A round on me bartender...and get one for yourself!" The bartender pour everybody a round and the all cheer the drunk. "That"ll be $50,"says the barkeep. "I cant pay that,"Slurs the drunk."I dont have any money." "You son of a bitch,"yells the bartender,who promptly throws the drunk out of the bar. A Minute later, the drunk staggers back in and shouts,"Another round for everyone on me,bartender!" "What,no drink for me this time?" Quips the bartender. "NO way mister. You get testy when you drink." An American and a Canadian are sitting together on a plane. After takeoff the Canadian leans back,takes his shoes off,and begins to relax. The American,whos was penned in at the window,says,"Sorry to trouble you,but our call light is broken. Could you get me a beer?" "No problem,"says the Canadian. As he walks towerd the galley,the American quickly bends down and spits in the guys shoes. The Canadian returns with the beer and settles back into his seat. Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened."AAH,hell. Why must it be this way?"he asks the American."This constant fighting between our nations, this animosity,this spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..."  Rank these jokes tell me what u think. A scale between 1-10/ Thanks |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Chief |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | moneymaker/jhonny chan |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Online Shopping, Entertainment Movies Theater |
| Favourite sports | Baseball |
| Favourite music | R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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| Street cred!!! | americas supercars |
| FUNNY ASS JOKES!!! | get $150 for the funnest joke. |
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