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70dead_m0ney
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(Canada)About me
| Presentation | First off: Sorry I lurked and didn't sign your guest book. So, no need to write that. There is a good chance that I was trying to do the deal of the day as fast as possible and I click on pictures usually. So, no worries, I'm not all that deviant nor am I gay and secretly love you. Although, I do have a crush on the woman in red on the bottom left of the table (PM me...LOL) Time to update this profile: Has anyone noticed that PR has become BORING without American players? I do, but still like checking POKAH and snooping through peoples profiles. Good luck waiting for your table to fill before you can start a sit n go. Okay, so you are either here 'cause I snooped in your profile and didn't leave a post in your guest book -- sorry -- or you saw my donkey move and had to know more about me. Either way...welcome. Hope you enjoy learning a bit about me and I won't take it personal if you lurk without leaving a post in the guest book. When I am not playing on line poker, I teach art which helps me keep centered and focused. I always thought that I would lead a bohemian life style, the romantic starving artist ideal. Instead, I currently grind it out on the 5 dollar S&G’s, snoop through peoples POKAH profiles, and try to think of witty pseudo intelligent things to say. Love to hear from other artists or bohemians. How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks. How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window. Fish. How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!" |
| Personality | Shy |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Sep, 2007 | Staying interested in Pokerroom | 0 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | |
| Favourite game | Texas Holdem |
| Structure: | No-limit |
| Casino game | BlackJack |
| Prefers | Cash games |
| PokerOnline | Both |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Entertainment Movies Theater |
| Favourite sports | Hockey |
| Favourite music | Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
|---|---|
| Poker of course | fun place to hang out |
| Artist Community | Where I spend the bulk of my internet time |
My TopLists
People I Hate
- Sen. Bill Frist
- People who check raise my bluff
- Bullies
- My kindergarten teacher
- Nancy Grace CNN
5 Favorite Artists
- Salvador Dali
- H.R. Giger
- Grandad (biggest influence)
- Bob Ross (Happy trees)
- Warhol (for 15 minutes)
Music to paint by
- Morcheeba
- Tea Party
- Evanescence
- The Doors
- Enigma
People I like
- Environmentalists
- Artists
- People that have a sense of humor
- Non smokers
- People that think before they speak
Latest Visitors
| Nickname | Date | |
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K_Sultan78 | 26 Apr, 2009 |
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JAMHOT40 | 19 Apr, 2009 |
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z Red Hot | 13 Apr, 2009 |
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_camibunny | 13 Apr, 2009 |
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_PoCkEt OnEz | 12 Apr, 2009 |
