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AJFornork

AJFornork

Status Offline
Birthday 3 Nov, 1983
Country US (United States)
Joined 16 Jun, 2003
Pokah Status Pokah! addict
Visitors 3260
Pokah posts 420 (click to view)
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About me

Presentation Daddy taught me to play poker when I was 14. I've continued to play for eighteen years, with real and now play money. Being single and able to work out of my home is the best life there is. I do not like aggressive idiots, especially those who swear on line. I do like a good gaming table, with people who really know how to play the game. Also like tennis golf and surfing (and I DO look good in my swim wear).

It’s finally been nice enough at the beach to have my picture taken. Hope its OK, no constant lurking as I’m an OLDER WOMAN (unless there's a 100 year old sugar daddy around) LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Honey I may be easy, but defiantly not cheap.
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This is an excerpt from:
“Men Are Like Waffles-Women Are Like Spaghetti”

The boy’s are always complaining that we women just don’t understand them.
It’s not true..we do, they just don’t know how to listen………..LOL.

If She Says***She Means

We need…..***I want…..

It’s your decision***The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want***You’ll pay for this later.

You’re so manly***You need a shave and you sweat lot.

This kitchen is so inconvenient***I want a new house.

I want new curtains***And carpeting and furniture
And wallpaper……..

I heard a noise***I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?***I’m going to ask for something
expensive.

How much do you love me?***I did something today you’re
really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute***Kick off you shoes and find a good game on TV.

You have to learn to communicate***Just agree with me.

I’m sorry***You’ll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?***It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish*** It goes without saying that we’re stopping in the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocketbooks, those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring you checkbook?

You’re certainly attentive tonight***Is sex all you ever think about?

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If He Says***He Means

I’m hungry***I’m hungry

I’m sleepy***I’m sleepy

I’m tired***I’m tired

Do you want to go to a movie?***I’d eventually like to have
sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?***I’d eventually like to have
sex with you.

May I have this dance?***I’d eventually like to have
sex with you.

What’s wrong? (1st time***I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this. What’s wrong? (2nd time)***What meaningless self-inflected psychological trauma are you going through now?

What’s wrong? (3rd time)***I guess sex is out of the Question.

I’m bored***Do you want to have sex?

I love you***Let’s have sex now.

I like the way you cut your hair***I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair***$50.00 and it doesn’t look any different!

Let’s talk***I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.

____________________ ____________________ ________________ 6/15/05

I've join the poker group "Hotties" and it is a fun group. Surferdave and I talked about starting a group called "Wet T-Shirt" or something along those lines. Group members into water sports, to clarify, surfing, fishing, skiing, ie anything sporting in the water. Would like some feed back as I'm into surfing, fishing and scuba. Surferdave is into surfing (Dah) and fishing. If we can find enough interested people, we'll start a group, play poker and have some interesting conversations. ALSO - I posted pictures of my Boy Toy. The women can lurk all you want, but if its hands on you want, I get to play too!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

____________________ ____________________ ________________ Some of the men (most are probably boys) do not communicate very well when playing poker…….Dah. I belong to a group called the “Hotties” a young man started a thread asking, (I’m paraphrasing) “What is it a girl/woman really wants from a man”. The following was given to me by a very special friend, it says everything in answering damasters question.

BLESSED

The morning sun shines above blue skies

as an ivory body reaches out to a new day

Hope and failure are ever present

to this golden haired woman, tears and laughter may be shed for both.

But today, as all days, a smile of life and love will great the almighty.

Who is this that shows such peace

and contentment radiating form within?

She is a song, a dove gliding above us, a child growing.

Dreams of wonder and enchantment

she has captured for those that wish to see.

Her beauty is grace and tenderness,

her movement that of a breeze,

across a field of golden grain.

Her features are the softness

of a moon’s light on a quiet lake.

She is a man’s goddess for she is blessed.

Most will never see her,

or know that she is before them.

This is the sadness of the blind,

for she will always be a dream.

See this woman as I see her, for she is,

she exists in all that love is.

She is my lady.
Personality Confident
Occupation Chief

My Poker Achievements

Date Event Winnings

Game Information

Poker Idol: Art Charles, Local San Diego Player
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Baseball, Basketball, Golf
Favourite music Blues, Rock, R&B / Soul

Personal Links

Link Description
Home Picture's Alice & Her Boy Toy
Hilarious I received permission from another PR member to post this site on my profile. SO I WOULDN’T BE CONSIDERED STEALING IT!!! This will make anyone laugh, unless there DEAD…………

My TopLists

Things that have made me HAPPY!

  1. 3 Months Surfing North Shore, Hawaii
  2. Bora-Bora, got a great tan
  3. Boy Toy, at present
  4. My FRIENDS
  5. B.O.B. - lololololol (in a pinch)

Latest Visitors

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