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Adrian Monk
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(Switzerland)About me
| Presentation | (written Dezember/12/2005) Hellooooooo wooooooooooooorld I'm Adrian... Monk. You can call me Adrian... Monk. I´m a totally crazy guy, from a totally crazy part of the crazy universe called Earth. Its star known as "sun" is about 30.000 light-years away from the galactic center and located between the Sagittarius and Perseus arm. The Galaxy itself is called Milky Way or M1 and contains at least 300 billion other stars. According to the "Hubble Deep Field" the Milky Way is only one of 130 billion galaxies. But this is just a guesstimate. Scientists say 500 billion and more wouldn't be a surprise. Crazy again..? And now imagine there is more than one universe.. And if you still don't feel irrelevant, here is a picture of my Home-Planet which I took with my private camera "Voyager1", while I was cruising around the universe. Yep, you are correct, from a distance of more than 6.5 billion kilometres it is the little tiny white(blue) dot on the right string. crazy, huh...?!... Maybe some will now understand why I can't stand religions. The "allah u`akbar"-, "May God bless..." - and so on -things are so ridiculous, brutal and inhuman at the same time. The Bible and Quran for example are rowdyish, disenchanting books of fairytales. If you need a simple evidence, just turn on your TV. Actually I'm living in Zurich and Im going to plan my next holyday trip to Proxima Centauri, but havent't found any proper travel agency so far. In my spare time I do totally crazy things like breathing and winking and so on. People I admire: my mom and dad Sabine Dardenne Susan B. Anthony Leonardo da Vinci Galileo Galilei Johannes Kepler Johannes Gutenberg Nicolaus Kopernikus Charles Darwin Giordano Bruno Robert Green Ingersoll Helen Prejean Karl Popper Immanuel Kant Friedrich Nietzsche Franz Kafka Emil Berliner Matt Groening Konfuzius Karlheinz Deschner The 42 assassins and their co-conspirators who tried to kill Adolf Hitler Albert Einstein Issac Newton Kurt Cobain Salvador Dali Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz Max Planck Stephen Hawking Carl Sagan and a lot of more Anyhow, you´ll thank me later! And here are some more of my memorable quotes: Sharona Fleming: Don't you ever wonder why you don't get invited anywhere? Adrian Monk: No, not really... Adrian Monk: I haven't needed a babysitter since I was nineteen. Sharona Fleming: You needed a babysitter when you were nineteen? Adrian Monk: Everyone did. It was the late Seventies. It was a crazy time. Adrian Monk: There's an old saying: "Don't change anything... ever." Natalie Teeger: That's an old saying? Adrian Monk: I've been saying it for years. [Monk is babysitting a two-year old] Teresa Crane: Now before I go, do you have any questions for me? Adrian Monk: Yes, yes, I have a couple of questions. What does he eat? Teresa Crane: He... eats food. He eats whatever you eat, only in smaller portions. Adrian Monk: Oh. So he's like a person. Adrian Monk: Don't rush the Monk. Adrian Monk: I tried doing that once, making every minute count. It gave me a headache. Sharona Fleming: What doesn't? Sharona Fleming: Ow. Why do I always have to be the victim? Adrian Monk: Because the victim usually ends up on the ground, in the dirt. And... I'm me. Capt. Stottlemeyer: Shoot him. Disher: I can't shoot him. Capt. Stottlemeyer: Then shoot me. Warren Beach: Everyone takes extension cords for granted. But, just try and imagine how the world would be without them. Adrian Monk: Well, I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls. Capt. Stottlemeyer: Monk, everything doesn't always have to add up. Adrian Monk: It kinda does. Adrian Monk: If I'm wrong, which, you know, I'm not... Speed-dater woman: I like your eyes. Adrian Monk: They came with the face. Disher: You know, he just killed 12 people. Mrs. Ling: Yes, well... He still good customer. Not like that crazy man Mr. Monk. Adrian Monk: [after accidentally wiping his hands with a cloth covered in oil] Sharona, I really need a wipe. Hurry! Oh, the humanity! [Manny is climbing on the roof] Adrian Monk: Be careful! There's a lot of gravity out there! [Monk touched a strange substance on a prison table and no one is there to give him a hand wipe] Adrian Monk: Ugh! It's goo... jail goo!... I have jail goo on my hand! [Monk is attempting to stop a robbery by pointing a gun at Lester] Lester Highsmith: Is that a water pistol? Adrian Monk: No! [barrel is dripping] Adrian Monk: Maybe... it's scalding! Scalding hot water! And one of the greatest: Dr. Charles Kroger: Adrian, we can sit here singing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life. Adrian Monk: [starts singing] If ever I would leave you... |
| Personality | Paranoid |
| Occupation | Nerd |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | myself |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
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| Favourite music | Rock |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Top
- Women
- Sex
- Music
- Wipe
- Poker
"Without music, life would be a mistake"
- Nirvana
- The Breeders
- Wir sind Helden
- Foo Fighters
- Young Marble Giants
...more...
- Emiliana Torrini
- Martina Topley Bird
- Thievery Corporation
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Caesars
...and...
- Beethoven
- Bach
- Brahms
- reading, writing (poetry, philosophy)
- Astronomy
...others...
- cooking
- "Monk"
- Married with children
- Simpsons
- eating, walking, scratching, breathing and so on
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