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AmandaLynn04
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Funny Joke A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull$hittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it." I HATE YOU ALL. SIGN MY GUESTBOOK OR YOU WILL GET HERPES AND HAVE CROTCH ROT FOREVER...BITCHES. I got 5 Aces last week. Pokerroom sent me a t-shirt that said,"FUCK YOU NON BELIEVERS." That is all. MY FIRST EVER ROYAL TODAY!!!! Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 (real money), hand #1,697,929,607 Table Hungnam, 11 Jan 2006 09:41 AM View Previous | Next hand for this table. Seat 1: enzobarone70 ($13.25 in chips) Seat 2: jokerz8 ($60.60 in chips) Seat 4: ron1491 ($17.80 in chips) Seat 5: AmandaLynn04 [JC,QC] ($183.90 in chips) Seat 8: Sir Janne ($42.75 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS ron1491 posts blind ($0.25), AmandaLynn04 posts blind ($0.50). PRE-FLOP Sir Janne folds, enzobarone70 calls $0.50, jokerz8 calls $0.50, ron1491 calls $0.25, AmandaLynn04 checks. FLOP [board cards 10C,5H,KC ] ron1491 checks, AmandaLynn04 checks, enzobarone70 bets $0.50, jokerz8 folds, ron1491 calls $0.50, AmandaLynn04 calls $0.50. TURN [board cards 10C,5H,KC,5D ] ron1491 checks, AmandaLynn04 checks, enzobarone70 bets $1, ron1491 folds, AmandaLynn04 calls $1. RIVER [board cards 10C,5H,KC,5D,AC ] AmandaLynn04 bets $1, enzobarone70 calls $1. SHOWDOWN AmandaLynn04 shows [ JC,QC ] enzobarone70 mucks cards [ 4S,KS ] AmandaLynn04 wins $7. SUMMARY Dealer: jokerz8 Pot: $7.50, (including rake: $0.50) enzobarone70, loses $3 jokerz8, loses $0.50 ron1491, loses $1 AmandaLynn04, bets $3, collects $7, net $4 Sir Janne, loses $0 |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Ferguson, MATUSOW, Ivey, Brunson.....and a shitload of others. |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Online Shopping, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Football |
| Favourite music | R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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| MY SPACE | Check me out on my space!!! |
| TOTALBLUFF | Assholes only. |
My TopLists
Favorite Movies!
- Godfather II
- Godfather I
- Goodfellas
- Office Space
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Scarface
Things I heart
- Mi Famiglia
- Mi Ragazzi (my girls)
- My baby Louis V. (my dog!!)
- My Gucci
- Non-fat Venti White Mocha's from Starbucks!
MY POKERROOM BITCHES
- DT143
- Acez Hi
- Queenacehole
- GinaChiraNYC
Latest Visitors
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HempFree | 27 Apr, 2012 |
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juliet4u4 | 14 Nov, 2011 |
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ridic x | 1 Nov, 2010 |
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Trichs | 15 Feb, 2009 |
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nyjames | 22 Nov, 2008 |
