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Argus_Tuft
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(Australia)About me
| Presentation | WARNING! Not Politically Correct I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer. -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------------- A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ------- What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ------- A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.' -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------- for my wife, being unhappy with her mood swings,I bought her one of these mood rings so l could monitor her mood. We discovered that, when she is in a good mood, it turns green and, when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on my forehead. -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------- I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ----------- Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious.... -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------- I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad minton. -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------- Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... Mine's still alive...' -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ----------- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.' -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------- 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes an epileptic' |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Marky_Crash |
| Favourite game | Draw Poker |
| Structure: | No-limit |
| Casino game | BlackJack |
| Prefers | Tournament |
| PokerOnline | Real money |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Golf, Football |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Blues, Rock, Electronic, R&B / Soul |
Personal Links
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Latest Visitors
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porkeyau | 18 Mar, 2009 |
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scottcameron | 10 Mar, 2009 |
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carlos620509 | 1 Mar, 2009 |
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The Big Risk | 28 Feb, 2009 |
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Schoepy75 | 14 Feb, 2009 |
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