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Argus_Tuft

Argus_Tuft

Status Offline
Country AU (Australia)
Joined 13 May, 2005
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 390
Pokah posts 184 (click to view)
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About me

Presentation WARNING! Not Politically Correct



I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.
One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer.
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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30
seconds
to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !'
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What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to
him.

'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
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for my wife, being unhappy with her mood swings,I bought her one of these mood rings so l could monitor her mood.
We discovered that, when she is in a good mood, it turns green and, when she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on my forehead.
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I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to
check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
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Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7
miles a
day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no
brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the
video, it's fu*king hilarious....
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I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating
shuttlecocks.
Bad minton.
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an
angel'.
The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... Mine's still
alive...'
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.'
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2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over
10 minutes.
'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!'
'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes an epileptic'
Personality Open minded
Occupation Chief

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Game Information

Poker Idol: Marky_Crash
Favourite game Draw Poker
Structure: No-limit
Casino game BlackJack
Prefers Tournament
PokerOnline Real money

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Business and Investments, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Golf, Football
Favourite music Jazz, Blues, Rock, Electronic, R&B / Soul

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