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BAD BRIM
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | WELCOME TO BAD BRIMS PROFILE PAGE EXCELLENT CHOICE ENJOY YOUR STAY. Close to the poker room where once you wondered your account now bare stripped and plundered they gathered hear in tens of hundreds no more you get the cards you wanted old ones young ones mothers to a whole in your account where your money fell through so give me your chips and save me the time so i can take what mine. LOL BIG BRIM. BIG BRIM Plays poker in all his spare time and WILL KICK YOUR ASS so be scared if you see me in a room run or i WILL take your chips. 15 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN. 1. Beer is always wet. 2. Friged beer is good beer. 3. Beer never gets a headache. 4. Beer always goes down easy. 5. You can share a beer with your friends. 6. You dont have to wine and dine a beer. 7. You can enjoy a beer every day of the month. 8. You always know you\\\'re the first to pop a beer. 9. You don\\\'t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 10. If you pour a beer right you always get good head. 11. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty. 12. Beer doesn\\\'t get jealous when you grab another beer. 13. When you\\\'re finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 pence. 14. Beer won\\\'t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. 15.When you go to the pub you always know you can pick up a beer. FOUR LITTLE SENTENCES THAT WILL GET YOU THOUGH LIFE. NUMBER ONE: COVER FOR ME. NUMBER TWO: OH GOOD IDEA BOSS. NUMBER THREE: IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HEAR. NUMBER FOUR: I DID\\\'NT DO IT KNOW BODY SAW ME DO IT YOU CAN NOT PROVE ANYTHINK. P.S BAD BRIM accepts all who dares. Hey said hey baby i got your money dont you worry said hey. Now post back right now and reply with anything tell me what you think of the poem lol. SLANG NAMES FOR POKER HANDS AA: Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines KK: Cowboys; King Kong QQ: Ladies, Whores, Siegfried & Roy JJ: Fishhooks; hooks TT: Dimes 99: German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99) 88: Snowmen; Doggie Balls; Piano Keys 77: Sunset Strip 66: Route 66 55: Speed Limit 44: Magnum; Sailboats 33: Crabs 22: Ducks AK: Big Slick; Santa Barbara AQ: Big Chick; Walking Back to Houston AJ: Ajax A8: Dead Man’s hand KQ suited Marriage KQ offsuit Mixed Marriage KJ: Kojak K9: Fido Canine What a Dog K3: Commander Crab; King Crab QJ: Maverick QT: Quint; Varkony Q7: Computer hand Q3: Gay Waiter; San Francisco Busboy (queen with a tray) J5: Motown; Jackson Five J4: Flat ties (what’s a jack for?) T5: Woolworth\\\'s; Five and Dime T4: Broderick Crawford; Convoy; Good Buddy T2: Texas Dolly 98: Oldsmobile 69: Big Lick; Dinner for Two 95: Dolly Parton 92: Montana Banana 76: Union Oil 57: Heinz 45: Jessie James; Jane Russell 39: Jack Benny 38: Raquel Welch 29: Twiggy Terrifying Bus Ride Two groups chartered a double-decker bus to visit the casinos in Atlantic City, one group was all blondes and the other was a group from the retirement home. The retirement home group rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde group rides on the top level. Soon their journey begins and bottom group is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes he doesn\\\'t hear anything from the blondes upstairs. Being a fine gentleman, he decides to get up and investigate. When he reaches the top, he finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. He says, \\\"What the heck\\\'s going on up here?\\\" We\\\'re having a great time downstairs!\\\" One of the Blondes looks up and says, \\\"YEAH, BUT YOU\\\'VE GOT A DRIVER!\\\" LOSING THE BET Bubba is put before the judge\\\'s bench because he is on trial for paying a prostitute for sex. \\\"How do you plead?\\\" asks the judge, to the defendant. \\\"Not Guilty, your honor.\\\" Showing him a videotape of the alleged act, the prosecutor responds, \\\"How can you possibly convince the court of your innocence, if we have both the sex act, plus your subsequent payment to the alleged prostitute right here on tape?\\\" \\\"Easy,\\\" says Bubba, \\\"I\\\'ll admit to the court that although I wasn\\\'t engaged in an act of prostitution, I was committing another \\\'heinous\\\' crime, gambling.\\\" \\\"Gambling?\\\" responds the prosecutor, \\\"How so?\\\" \\\"Well you see,\\\" answers Bubba, \\\"I went up to the young lady earlier that night as she was working in a topless bar and said to her, \\\"I\\\'ll bet you $200 that you don\\\'t get to have sex with me tonight\\\". That videotape is just footage of me losing the bet!\\\" Dreams About Growin\\\' Up One day, three boys were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up. \\\"I wanna be a singer so I can say \\\"Me, me, me, me, me.\\\"\\\" \\\"I wanna be a chef so I can say knife and fork.\\\" \\\"I wanna be a gambler so I can say you wanna make a bet.\\\" When they grew up they all got the jobs they wanted. One day, a policeman walked into a building and said, \\\"Who killed this man?\\\" The singer said \\\"Me, me, me, me, me.\\\" \\\"What did he kill him with?\\\" \\\"Knife and fork,\\\" said the chef. \\\"You\\\'re going to jail.\\\" \\\"You wanna make a bet?\\\" said the gambler Blonde Plays Poker Did ya hear about the blonde who brought a bag of frozen french fries to a poker game? Someone told her to bring her own chips. Until next time, remember: \\\"Luck comes and goes...Knowledge Stays Forever. leavin poker room to go and play at fultilt.com good luck |
| Personality | Player |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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| 02 Feb, 2007 | royal flush baby whoo | 5000 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | ME |
| Favourite game | |
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| Casino game | |
| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Bowling, Football |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
kicking your ass
- 10 pin bowling
- women
- Drinking Beer
- Driving car
- TV
Latest Visitors
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_zamora1 | 13 Mar, 2009 |
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_sgt_usmc | 27 Jun, 2008 |
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_Joe DeSanto | 14 May, 2008 |
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old_gray | 22 Apr, 2008 |
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par-golfer1 | 5 Apr, 2008 |
