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Belly_Dancer
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About me
| Presentation | If can't Dazzle' em with brilliance, then Baffle' em with bullshyt. Welcome to the Smokers, Drinkers, and Liars' Club!!!!!!! ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• "The flop in Texas Hold'em is like a box of chocolates.¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• You never know what you're gonna get." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HILARIOUS JOKE: A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the co nvict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you! " His wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too **************************** QUOTES: Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. *** NEVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY WHEN ALL YOU ARE TO THEM IS AN OPTION *** Anyone can make you smile or cry but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes *** Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. *** |
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