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BennyBouch
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | -I am a college kid who is a junior at the University of New Hampshire and i like to go to the montreal casino and now foxwoods. I hate people who fish shit out and catch cards on the river WEll im finally 21 and have been to foxwoods a few times and am up a few hundo overall, havent left the place down ive been gambeling since i was probably 12 by playing dice, golf in the back yard and pretty much anything you can make a bet on. ive been playin poker for about 3 years with our crew in Nashua. omaha is my favorite game but noone ever wants to play so there goes that. ***SIGN MY GUESTBOOK*** please! Less than 1000 to go untill i hit enthusiest!!! Beer vs. Vagina 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER 17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER 19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 The score says beer wins but you cant really have one without the other PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER |
| Personality | Player |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Dan Harrington |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Eating Out, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Country, Rock, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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| myspace | check it out and friend me or comment if you want |
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