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BillSick
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| Presentation | May your stack make dwarfs of all others, except mine of course In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity. Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy it. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. My mother taught me there is no such thing as failure. It is just a temporary postponement of success. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy If you liberals keep gettin' your way - we're all gonna hear one big loud flush. The sound of the U.S. of A. goin' straight down the toilet. - Archie Bunker - Carroll O'Connor A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry. If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored. - Fresco's Law Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough. - Wyszkowski's Second Law He who laughs last thinks slowest! I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. Halfway to his destination the passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, don't EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says he didn't realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much. The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving hearses for the last 25 years! Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. -- Chris Rock Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. In a hospital: When the nurse brings you a lunch tray along with one of those glasses used for urine specimens, saying that when convenient you should put a specimen in the glass, that she'd pick it up when she came back to pick up the tray. Take the apple juice from the tray, pour the juice in the specimen glass. When the nurse comes back and picks up the specimen, then holds it up to the light, saying, "Mr./Mrs. your name here, this looks a little off, the color doesn't seem quite right, are you feeling okay?" Reach out for the glass and say, "Here, let me see that." After looking at it, reply, "Okay, I'll run it through again," then drink it down and watch her reaction. Just somethings to enjoy...TC and Best luck at the tables.... |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | The winner |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Golf, Football, Hockey |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| Illusion | Can you find 5 wolves? |
| More Illusions | Can you find the 13 faces? |
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