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Cartman722
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | -I play here when I am drunk, stoned or bored and I love to chase longshots. If I am in a game with you, protect your pocket aces because I will beat them on the river with 3 4 everytime. And DON'T complain about it. I warned you. Update 1/15/04: OK- That strategy didn't work, so now I only play high pocket pairs, and I only play when I am wide awake, well rested and not under the influence of anything. New Update 3/22/04: OK- That didn't work out too well either. Not getting enough high pairs and I keep losing all my money in the blinds. Now I have a few beers and play every third hand no matter what my hole cards are. Update 5/5/04: I have now developed a simple algorithm to determine my betting pattern. It is based on the sum of the number of letters in my opponents screen names and the name of the room I am in, divided by my seat position and then multiplied by the universal gas constant (1.98588 g mol/K). I convert that into base 3 and act based on the result (1=fold, 2=check, 3=bet/raise). It is too early to tell, but I think it is working. I'm also thinking of actually learning how to play this game, but that would be too much work. Update 9/30/04: I won a local tournament and now have a poker bank account that is so big I really don't care if I win or lose. I just want to have fun so I frequently play random hands. There is NO way to predict my play anymore. I may re-raise on the river with a boat or a Jack high. You figure it out. Newest update 1/20/05 OK I am broke now. I am living in my car (a 65 Chevelle) and only playing when they let me into the public library to use their internet connection. I will be back though I'm sure. Look for me on the 20th of every month. That is when my welfare check comes in. |
| Personality | Paranoid |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Stu Ungar |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Online Gaming |
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Personal Links
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| Tin foil hats | Directions on how to make your own tin foil hat for protection from aliens and CIA microwaves. |
My TopLists
Favorite controlled substances
- Pot
- Mushrooms
- MDMA
- Hash
- Coke
Latest Visitors
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juliet4u4 | 14 Nov, 2011 |
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HBolster8 | 25 Oct, 2006 |
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babyblue z | 16 Oct, 2006 |
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Dave O1 | 8 Jul, 2006 |
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BDGTYL | 18 Jun, 2006 |
