Co1 B. Guano

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Country	(Canada)
Joined	14 Apr, 2004
Pokah Status	Enthusiast
Visitors	847
Pokah posts	45 (click to view)
Groups	PLAYERS' ADVOCACY FORUM , A WILD BAND OF MONKEYS

Presentation	After retiring from active service, the Colonel continued to embrace the dark side. He enjoys fine dining, a good film and global thermo-nuclear war. Be evil but play smart! Strike that PLAY DUMB - I want to profit from your mistakes - try and give me bad beats. I look forward to donkeys at the table. Unfortunately half the time thats me. But hey, Eyore is my hero and life role model. ---------------------- "You think I go into combat with loose change in my pocket?" __________________________ Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit! Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What? Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. ____________ Remember, it's only paranoia if they aren't after you.
Personality	Paranoid
Occupation