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Colin C
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(United Kingdom)About me
| Presentation | Still getting Smashed every Friday at Langtry's. Nothing ever changes. Currently holding the record for the most lossed mobile phone in the world. 58 in three years. Nearly died 38 thousand times. Crashed my car 38 thousand times. Had an affair with one of my old teachers. Lost a leg in NARM - BECKENNARM... ...along with my wife and kids Shot James Hunter, in his left eye. But then he beat me to death with my own shoes. But that didnt bother me because i was wareing a battered with your own shoes proof mask. And just when he thought i was dead i managed to chop his penis off and make his dog eat it. So he had to wait for the dog to escrete it and sew it back together. So if i was a lady i wouldn't go near him ever. BUT get this, he managed to get up and made me trip on a banana skin he then put me in a huge tub of toothpaste. but being the man i am downed the whole lot! I then found a human size food processer, which was convinently leaning up against the tub and placed James into it. It wasn't a pretty site when I pushed the start button. He was minced into a thousand peices. I always said he was a bit of a mincer! I thought that i'd ended this stupid game by chopping James into pieces, but the clever sod managed to swap his body for a pack of mince (this gave me the impression that he was dead). He then came at me from behind with a fly swatter and knocked me out. When i awoke i found myself tied to a Soviet Missile, that was headed to the sun. But what James didn't know was that i was in the Boy scouts and can undo any knot with my penis. I managed to get out of the rope and swap with a real life size body dummy of myself (this was conveniently in a pouch on the side of the rocket). After blowing the dummy up i jumped from 38,000 feet and being the expert sky diver that i am, I was able to guide myself to land in the swimming pool that had just been built in my back garden. Luckly the pool was the deepest in the world and so i wasn't squashed by the impact. After having to hold my breath for around 38 minutes because the pool was that deep, i was able to track him down at a Star Wars memreblia shop (loser!). We bought 2 light sabres and agreed to have a fight to the death. It goes without saying that i won, because i'm the best person in the world - and they don't call me Colin for nothing! |
| Personality | Mischievous |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Night Life |
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Personal Links
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| BromBeck Hockey |
My TopLists
Latest Visitors
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Im_So_Hot_xx | 3 Apr, 2009 |
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Elizabeth007 | 9 Jul, 2008 |
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Kinnane8 | 27 Jun, 2008 |
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_PTarrrrr | 1 Jun, 2008 |
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Frost__Queen | 20 May, 2008 |
