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DIRKUS22
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I live in Western Washington on the Olympic Peninsula, - AKA the beautiful Pacific NW. Poker has been a spare time hobby and is now even become a passion of mine. I continue to study the game and I love the learning process, because as I learn I'm getting better and better. Practice makes perfect, learn from your mistakes... that why I love playing tournaments. I probably play about 8 to 10 tournys each month. My FIRST Royal Flush was on 11/25/06. I had J club 10 club as my hole cards. On the flop I hit the K/Q clubs and then the money card (A club) came on the turn! My SECOND Royal Flush came just one week later on 12/01/06. I was holding A heart K heart as my hole cards. The flop was 7 dmnd, Q hheart, J heart. The money card came on the turn: 10 heart! My THIRD Royal Flush was on 4/18/07. I was holding Q spade 10 spade as my hole cards. The flop was A spade, J spade, and 9 spade. My money card hit on the turn: K spades. My FOURTH Royal Flush was 7/16/08. I was holding K diamond J diamond. The flop was Q diamond, 10 diamond, 8 diamond. My money card came on the turn: A diamond. I am now a member of the Royal Flush Wheel Club! I've gotten a Royal in all 4 suits (Spades, Hearts, Diamnonds and Clubs). I bleed Blue & Orange and am a DIE HARD Denver Broncos fan. I live in the town John Elway was born in, so any "real" fans should know my location. I'm a former U.S. Marine. Semper Fi to all my fellow Devil Dog Brothers & Sisters. Good night Chesty Puller... where ever you are!! Ezekiel 25:17~ The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee! _______________________________ Here is a funny joke for you... A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to udderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass." ____________________ _ ___________________ MANHOOD RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Jessica Simpson starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 8: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 9: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 10: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 11: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 12: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 13: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 16: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 17: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 18: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 19: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. And Rule #20: If Single, Always Pull Out ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2p.m.sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John then quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! ******************************** Whats the last thing you'll hear a RedNeck say right before they are killed? "Hey Ya'll... watch this"! ______________________________ Whats the difference between the way a fairytale is told between the North & the South? In the North- a fairy tale starts out with... "Once upon a time..." In the South- a fairy tale starts out with... "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit..." |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Grinder |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Doyal Brunson, Daniel Negraneau & Phil Hellmuth |
| Favourite game | Texas Holdem |
| Structure: | No-limit |
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| Prefers | Tournament |
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