DeadKiriyama Status Offline Birthday 15 Jun, 1984 Country (United Kingdom) Joined 8 Jul, 2005 Pokah Status Pokah! addict Visitors 1633 Pokah posts 717 (click to view) Groups PLAYERS PETITIONING FOR FAIR PLAY , Sex With Stars* , PunnyPokerPeople , Team GREAT BRITAN , R U Hot or Not?? , The Asylum , Regular 10k Players Assocation

Presentation	I just realised that my presentation has become something of a monster, and it's still growing. It's definately not the biggest, but someday soon it shall become something to be feared and worshipped MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA WHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Today (9th July 2006) marks one year since I joined Poker Room I would like to thank a couple of people for making my time here so enjoyable. Firstly there's super_wookie. I sometimes wonder how many Pokah! points i'd have if he weren't around, I don't think i'd have half as many, so I can thank him for my current Enthusiast status and for any promotion from that in the future. And secondly, there's Ms.Taylor. I've had many an interesting and enjoyable conversation with her (although I have sometimes received more information than has been necessary ) and I hope to have many more. Her open attitude and general outlook on life is a breath of fresh air and I feel the world would be a better place if there were more people her like in it. Obviously there are hundreds more people that I have met here, most of which have made me chuckle (sometimes resulting a little bit of wee), so I thank you all for making my first year such a pleasure, and I hope that i've done the same for some of you too If you're lookin at this page chances are you know me, we played or you caught me lurkin. If it's the latter, I beg forgiveness of you. I'm an animation student from Ipswich, Suffolk, but i'm studying in Hull (voted worst place to live in Britain!!!). I haven't been playing poker for too long, but I seem to be picking it up quite fast, I still appear to be too curious for my own good though. I thought that I would also mention that I am currently attempting to teach myself to DJ (how novel). I'm progressing slowly but surely, hopefully i'll get a bit more time to practice during the summer. While you're here you may as well gimme a post and I'll get one back to you, points are points. Good luck at the tables, unless I'm playing you. I have finally decided to become one of the sheep and follow the flock to MySpace, check my links if you're interested. POST IN MY GUESTBOOK FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME MY FRIEND. ONE LUCKY ENTRANT WILL BE CHOSEN PER DAY (ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON PER DAY). ONCE SELECTED, YOU WILL RECEIVE MESSAGES AND GUESTBOOK POSTS WISHING YOU HAPPINESS AND LUCK ALMOST DAILY. EVERY APPLICANT WILL RECEIVE A FREE, YES FREE, GUESTBOOK POST AND ONE RUNNER UP, CHOSEN AT RANDOM, WILL RECEIVE 50 PROFILE VISTS FROM YOURS TRUELY. WINNING APPLICANTS WILL BE NOTIFIED BY MESSAGE WITHIN 24 HOURS. GOOD LUCK. (DUE TO LAZINESS I AM NOW UNABLE TO CHECK THIS EVERY DAY, SO FEWER WINNERS WILL NOW BE CHOSEN, THIS JUST MEANS THAT THE FEW THAT ARE CHOSEN ARE BECOMING PART OF A MORE ELITE GROUP OF PEOPLE.) Check out my best hand ever - Poker hand 355618107 - I got a ROYAL FLUSH 11 August 2006 - I hit my second ROYAL FLUSH in a 10k preflop, made 80k out of it The best phrase ever - Superfluous tautology. Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to spell? Why is abbreviation such a long word? This made me wet myself. I was looking at the Queens Of The Stone Age My Space page and decided to check out one of their videos, this is the message that came up - It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is not authorized to view our licensed videos. Please go to the United States or its territories and try again. I wanted to see the video, but i'm not that desperate What is it with people on this site and cats, everyone seems to have a picture of a cat on their profile, or maybe it's just that more cats are playing poker these days. Remember this (I wish I could)- "It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak and remove all doubt". When someone asks me "Are you a glass half full or glass half empty kinda guy?", I say "Glass half full", so they say "Ah, an optimist", so I say "No, i'm a pessimist that hates what's in the glass." Myself and an un-named fellow PokerRoom user have made a deal to stop smoking. Here is my progress so far - Monday 17th April 2006 - Last cigarette Monday 24th April 2006 - One week and going strong, there were moments of temptation on Friday, but I got through it Monday 1st May 2006 - Still going strong, two weeks and counting. Thursday and Friday will be the real test - It's the end of year at university so it's party time Monday 8th May 2006 - 2 partys over the weekend, who woulda thought it would be so easy not to smoke? All you gotta do is say "No, I don't smoke anymore". It's easy Monday 15th May 2006 - Still going pretty well, haven't given in yet, it feels like it's getting easier and easier, but now and then a powerful urge takes hold, i'm not gonna crumble though. Monday 22nd May 2006 - Over a month now, who said quitting was difficult? Monday 29th May 2006 - Another week passes, and it's another week without smoking Monday 5th June 2006 - Still not smoking, and i've decided that I can't be bothered to add to this every Monday, so there'll be no more talk of smoking unless I cave and start again I do not get offended very easily, but i'm adding a new section called 'Dead's closed minded $hitheads', in this section I will name the people that have offended me with their closed minded comments and opinions. If you wanna know what they did to pi$$ me off so much just ask. 1. doubLe a tom Pick the month you were born: January ---> I kicked February ---> I loved March ---> I smoked April ---> I dry humped May ---> I choked on June ---> I murdered July ---> I did the Macarena with August ---> I had lunch with September ---> I danced with October ---> I sang to November ---> I yelled at December ---> I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1 ---> a birdbath 2 ---> a monster 3 ---> a phone 4 ---> a fork 5 ---> a Mexican 6 ---> a gangster 7 ---> my cell phone 8 ---> my dog 9 ---> my best friends' boyfriend 10 ---> my neighbor 11 ---> my science teacher 12 ---> a banana 13 ---> a fireman 14 ---> a stuffed animal 15 ---> a goat 16 ---> a pickle 17 ---> your mom 18 ---> a spoon 19 ---> myself 20 ---> a baseball bat 21 ---> a ninja 22 ---> Chuck Norris 23 ---> a noodle 24 ---> a squirrel 25 ---> a football player 26 ---> my sister 27 ---> my brother 28 ---> an ipod 29 ---> a permanent marker 30 ---> a llama 31 ---> A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White ---> because I'm cool like that. Black ---> because that's how I roll. Pink ---> because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red ---> because the voices told me to. Blue ---> because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green ---> because I hate myself. Purple ---> because I'm cool. Gray ---> because I was drunk. Yellow ---> because someone offered me $1,000,000. Orange ---> because I hate my family. Brown ---> because I was high. Other ---> because I'm a ninja. None ---> because I cant control myself. Finally, a question for everyone. I want you to think long and hard about your answer. If you could choose any two people (alive or dead, real or fictitious) to be your uncle's, who would you choose? I'd Choose legendary DJ and music know it all John Peel and legendary artist and childrens TV presenter Tony Hart (a bit boring but i'd be a happy camper ) If you leave a post in my guestbook telling me who you'd choose and why i'll start a list tybee chose ' Walt Whitman, that great voice of what America should be and Dwight Eisenhower who warned us of the dangers of the military-industrial complex back in 1960' darkmoon1 chose 'Hugh Heffner and Billy Connolly for reasons that should be obvious.' If you read this far I offer you my congratulations (post in my guestbook so I can start a little list of who's read my entire profile, it'll only take you 2 seconds and you've already wasted so much time that 2 seconds won't make much difference), but don't you have anything better to do with your time. People that read to the end of my Profile - 1. -SelinaG- 2. darkmoon1 3. Opiewell 4.dougfresh75 (although it doesn't sound like he enjoyed it) 5. AREZ_ONE 6. jimmyboy74
Personality	Mischievous
Occupation

Date	Event	Winnings

Poker Idol:
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies	Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports	Basketball, Bowling, Wrestling
Favourite music	Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap

Link	Description
My homeboys	Kick ass music
My Space	I'm finally a sheep

Animal Facts

1. A hippo is 80% bullet proof
2. A shrimps heart is in its head
3. A sharks skeleton is made of cartilage not bone
4. The platterpus is the only venomous mammal
5. A monkeys DNA is 92% match with a banana

Desert Island Discs (in no order & not definative)

1. Endtroducing - DJ Shadow
2. Surfa Rosa & Come On Pilgrim - Pixies
3. Siamese Dreams - The Smashing Pumpkins
4. Rated R - Queens Of The Stone Age
5. DeStijl - The White Stripes

Films (in no order)

1. Swingers
2. Fight Club
3. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
4. Hana-bi
5. Ghost In The Shell

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	donespun1	20 Apr, 2008
	Tinyse	15 Apr, 2008
	oneflygurl	24 Mar, 2008