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DeiFans3
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Alright,...let's play poker....I'm all in...Spank Ya!!!! To tell a true poker player is not to know him..but is to learn and achieve...take lessons!!!! It's "REDNECK POKER"...come get it!!!! Construction worker in florida goes into a bar. and the first thing he notices is a pickle jar full of $20 bills. So sure as shit he ask the bartender "What's with the jar full of 20's"? Well the bartender said all ya got to do is four things: 1.Put a $20 bill in the jar. 2.Ya have to knock that bouncer out cold with one punch. 3. I've got in the back of the store a pitbull that has an absessed tooth, you have to pull it. 4. Upstairs there is the biggest,smelliest, ugliest old whore and you have to screw her.You do all those and the jar is yours. Well the construction worker didn't give it much thought, as he put his 20 in the jar. Got a running start and knocked that bouncer out with one punch. He continued on outside to the pitbull. And man did it get loud! All those people in the bar just heard that dog throwing fits...barking,growling just sounded like world war 3 out there. WEll the guy finally comes back in the bar about thirty minutes later, just blood running from head to toe. huffing and puffing he looks at the bartender and says"Alright wheres that stinking ass women with the absessed tooth? lol |
| Personality | Fun |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Bowling, Golf, Football, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
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boo | 6 May, 2006 |
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deirocks815 | 14 Feb, 2006 |
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