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Ditchdoc720
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | -I love corndogs!!! What could be better than mechanically seperated, chemically treated, unknown processed animal parts being deep fried and fed to you on a stick??? -I tend to be pessimistic at times. I'm the type of person that thinks "Maybe the grass is greener on the other side of the fence because that is where the leaky septic tank is buried!" -As you probably already know by the name...I'm a paramedic. I am also known as the angel of death at work since every bad call we get seems to be when MY truck is up in rotation. -If at first you don't succeed... try, try again. And then Quit. There is no use in being a damn fool about it! -Sometimes I wish aliens would take over the Earth and make us their pets. Yanno...I've always wanted one of those little beds with my name on it. -When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. -When I see a good looking guy walking down the street, one part of me thinks..."he's cute, I think i'd like to date him." but then the other part of me thinks..."I wonder what his head would look like on a stick!" Ahhhhh, decisions, decisions.... And now...an important message from our sponsor... "If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel, nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams BTW...he makes a great beer too. "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of thier country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything it's value." -- Thomas Paine, The American Crisis (1776) "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings, which thinks that nothing is worth war, is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing, which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than him." -- John Stewart Mill (1806-1873) Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" WWW.TOTALBLUFF.COM Chaos, Panic, and Disorder. My work here is done  |
| Personality | Nerd |
| Occupation | Nerd |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Mick32 |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life |
| Favourite sports | Wrestling |
| Favourite music | Blues |
Personal Links
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| Some pics | Click on pictures on the left. |
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