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Doox
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | My opinion is always right so I just assume that if someone disagrees with me on the internet then they aren't skilled at typing out posts of total agreement. When this happens, I mentally insert "I am teh total agree!" and "You are teh cool, Doox!" and "Doox, please touch me and heal me of my dumb!" in place of posts that seemingly contradict me. It makes my internet life very enjoyable. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. "Run! He's fuzzy! Get outta here..." The whole country's got a f***ed up mentality. We all got a gang mentality. Republicans are f***ing idiots. Democrats are f***ing idiots. Conservatives are idiots and liberals are idiots. Anyone who makes up their mind before they hear the issue is a f***ing fool. Everybody, nah, nah, nah, everybody is so busy wanting to be down with a gang! I'm a conservative! I'm a liberal! I'm a conservative! It's bulls**t! Be a f***ing person. Listen. Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal decent person is one thing. OK!?! I got some s**t I'm conservative about, I got some s**t I'm liberal about. Crime - I'm conservative. Prostitution - I'm liberal. ******************** ******************** ******** Dear mod, I'm a little unhappy with you lately, and I want to know why you seem to be doing your best to drive me away. Recently, you banned someone that I happen to like on these boards for a ridiculously excessive amount of time. It's my opinion that this board won't even be around in 5 years, so why is the logical (in your eyes) progression of ban times 1 week, then 24 hours, then 10 years? On top of that, it seems that I've been unnecessarily moderated, lately. I posted the phrase, "And the beat goes on..." in a thread of Foundit's, and it was editted. I asked why both in a public thread, and in a couple PM's. The only response I received was a request for me to resend the link that I had already provided in the first PM. I still sent it again, but have yet to have any explanation. And last but not least, I'd love to know why my group was deleted without any warning or explanation. I've been a member if a couple groups that have been deleted like this, and just because it's been done before does not make it right. Have the balls to explain why, at the very least. So here is my deal for you - Give me back my group or I'm gone. Sure, I could make another and invite the same people, but I want the original back, with all the posts in it. I know it exists, as the threads in it are still alive. If you do not give me back my group, I'm not only cashing out, but I'm gone from these forums. You obviously want me out by your actions, and I'm tired of the horrible moderation, the favoritism, and the ridiculous bannings. If I am at least given an explanation, I'll consider leaving 5 bucks here to earn a poker point every month. I'm not going to pretend my presence here or not here means anything to you, so don't think that I expect this deal to have any leverage whatsoever. Do the right thing and quit being a chickenshit. Have the balls to moderate fairly and start to realize that just because you hold all the power, it doesn't mean your paying customers don't have other options. I'll be taking off for a while today, but I'll be back later to check for a response. Somehow I feel that the only response will be to send this to spam, but so be it. My decision is 98% made, anyways. ******************** ******************** ****** . Just a brief example of why The Ktara™ is the greatest preflop hand EVER and how you should always call an all-in with it: NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM $2+$0 (Real Money), #975,975,187 **Bonner Ave Single Table Tournament, 9 Sep 2006 3:54 PM ET Seat 4: Treyssuited ($1,060 in chips) Seat 5: Dooxtab ($13,940 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS Treyssuited posts blind ($400), Dooxtab posts blind ($800). PRE-FLOP Treyssuited bets $660 and is all-in, Dooxtab calls $260. FLOP [board cards 8C,AD,5S ] TURN [board cards 8C,AD,5S,AS ] RIVER [board cards 8C,AD,5S,AS,QD ] SHOWDOWN Treyssuited shows [ 7S,7H ] Dooxtab shows [ QH,3S ] Dooxtab wins $2,120. SUMMARY Dealer: Treyssuited Pot: $2,120 Treyssuited, loses $1,060 Dooxtab, bets $1,060, collects $2,120, net $1,060 Yes, that hand just won me $10 and is named after someone who didn't deserve the anal-intrusion that PR gave her. And for that reason, among others, this hand history was taken from a site other than this one. |
| Personality | Mischievous |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Doyle Brunson |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Football, Hockey, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
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My TopLists
Top 5 Favorite Words EVER
- Merkin
- Kumquat
- Wench
- Moist
- Schmelb (means "mullet")
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