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FiddyC

FiddyC

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Birthday 31 Oct, 1984
Country GB (United Kingdom)
Joined 6 May, 2005
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Presentation -------The Man Rules­­­­­-------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!

1. You can either ask us to do something, Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics! as football
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.





--------- Quotes -----------

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME - Tupac Shakur

Theres only two things i don't break in this world, my word and my balls - Tony Montana


--- Even A Broke Clock Is Right Two Times A Day ---


You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future belongs to those who prepare it today. - Malcolm X

If you can imagine it, you can create it, if you can dream it, you become it. - William Arthur Ward

Trust it. Your perceptions are often more accurate than you are willing to believe. - Claude Black

No one can give you wiser advice than yourself. - Cicero

With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity. - Keshavan Nair

I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. - Thomas Edison

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbale, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. - Dale Carneige

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean. - Johan Wolfgang Von Goethe

You\'re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can\'t face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. - Malcolm X

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. - Henry Ford

For those to whom much is given, much is required. - John F Kennedy

There would be no one to frighten you if you refuse to be afraid. - Mahatma Gandhi

The more you know, the less you understand. - Tao Te Ching

Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair but manisfestations of stregnth and resoloution. - Kahil Gibran

Kind words can be short and easy to speak but the echoes are truly endless. - Mother Theresa

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters, compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The best index to a persons character is (a) how he treats people who can\'t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can\'t fight back. - Abigail Van Buren

Excellence is doing ordinary things extraordinary well. - John W Gardener

Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves. - William Shakespeare

Injustice everywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr

We can get over being poor, but it takes longer to get over being ignorant. - Jane Sequichie Hilfer


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My Poker Achievements

Date Event Winnings
25 May, 2008 Welcome Weekly Finale 8
26 May, 2008 Turbo Qualifier to 50+4 6
29 May, 2008 NL Holdem 5+50 (5th out of 95) 38
31 May, 2008 Lucky Dollar (7th out of 473) 13
31 May, 2008 5+50 Cannonball (5th out of 145) 73
31 May, 2008 5+50 NH Holdem (4th out of 120) 54
31 May, 2008 5+50 NL Holdem (8th out of 479) 48
02 Jun, 2008 5+50 NL Holdem (4th out of 129) 59
02 Jun, 2008 5+50 NL Holdem (10th out of 71) 9
11 Jul, 2008 5+50 NL Holdem (4th out of 97) 38

Game Information

Poker Idol:
Favourite game Texas Holdem
Structure: No-limit
Casino game BlackJack
Prefers Tournament
PokerOnline Both

Hobbies & Favourites

Hobbies Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming
Favourite sports Basketball, Golf, Football, Hockey, Soccer
Favourite music Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap

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Stuff

  1. Family
  2. Friends
  3. Newcastle Utd
  4. Poker
  5. Partying

Music

  1. The Killers
  2. The Enemy
  3. Foo Fighters
  4. Kanye West
  5. The Twang

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