Got-Nutz Status Offline Birthday 1 Jun, 1984 Country (United States) Joined 7 Feb, 2005 Pokah Status Pokah! addict Visitors 2121 Pokah posts 448 (click to view) Groups PLAYERS PETITIONING FOR FAIR PLAY , PPC (Poker Player's Collective) , The Stoners ,

Presentation	!!! POST IN MY GUESTBOOK U LURKER !!! Yay I'm an Addict! THANK YOU SUPER WOOKIE! Special Thank Yous go out to Super Wookie for making sure im meeting the daily quota! I have a system. Flip a coin 100 times and every time it lands on heads Punch yourself in the face. NOT BAD, FOR A GIRL! www.custombuiltpokertables.com www.hotpokernights.com 20% IS the new 10% - don't forget, the world works on tips. New and Improved Presentation! More: TRASH (serisouly, it sucks) 05/17 - We caught him. He hung himself with a piece of the seatbelt from her car. So there's no official closure but I for one will sleep easier tonight. Thank you for all the kind words. 05/11 - RIP ELIZABETH KENNA AND DYLAN MICHAEL 04/11 - Still in dire straits for more pokah points. please mail in enveloppe addressed to: me. Slowly making way towards the next status marker, but you guys won't post. cmon, just send me a frikken smiley face or something. No love i swear, no love. IN OTHER NEWS: My para-mutualing experience is drawing to a close, with the closing of Gulfstream and all. I will now be the walk-around in the brand new poker room they just opened. This should be a challenge, trying to get poker players to lift their noses out of their cards in order to bet on horses. Yeah right, I dont even bet on horses! But I get tipped in poker chips now, which is kinda cool. My friend pointed out that I'm in the commercial, how exciting. I get to see myself on the big screen every morning now. It's horrendous. Anyway, to my pokah people who think I've dropped off the face of the earth: you're quite right! Been way too busy lately, but as soon as I get some downtime, its on! Taking you guys down to china-town. Anyway, thats enough outta me. TAKE IT EASY! 03/15 - What is pokerroom thinking? this new layout SUCKS! 03/12 - "For it has been divinely wished, that she should kiss me, under the dingleberries" ~ George Carlin. 02/08 - 55555555555555555555 55555555555555555555 55555th! 5th 5th 5th 5th 5th! 5th 5th! yeah 5th! Only one person truly understands Feel better now? <3 <3 <3 01/22 - If you post something in a persons guestbook which that said person gets offended by, any resulting repercussions of said act is said posters fault! And just as said guestbook owner has apparently taken said posters thoughts as generalized opinions and responded accordingly, so has said poster interpreted said guestbooks owner comments in a generalized fashion which resulted in a general sense of confusion. We're both right, end of story, why don't we get on with bettering the world with a non-negative attitude? 01/21 - very disturbed on a saturday afternoon... This "SOMEONE" apparently felt at liberty to trash France in my guestbook and I don't know if I have the energy to start the argument. At least if it wasn't all based on tired stereotypes. Has he even been over there and spoken with a real educated French person? Or does he rely on what the media tries to shove down our throats? For one thing, just as our government looks embarrassing and retarded on television (if you're paying attention, you'll agree with me on this one, if not, keep moving), so it is for the French. And I don't think Americans should be sitting so high and mighty right now. There is such a disconnection between the US and the rest of the world, many times when I hear people bashing foreigners there's no step back in their thinking to acknowledge that maybe THEY don't do everything right. And America has the advantage of being young. It doesnt understand the true weight that history holds. I dont believe unless you've lived abroad that you can understand what that really means. How set people can be in there ways... or the fears they have. France was destroyed by the world wars. I visited Verdun, and the tomb of the the Standing Soldiers, I visited makeshift cemetaries for German soldiers where the crosses are black (out of spite) and a village that had been wiped out in a couple days. The village men had been shoved one after the other head first down the village well, the women and children forced into the village CHURCH and set ablaze. Today if you look through the open doors there is a charred baby carriage knocked over on the floor. These reminders of destruction are everywhere, bullet holes in Paris bridges, plaques in the subway that describe heroic acts or that mark where such and such met his death. I think these daily reminders would make anyone a little more conscious as to what war really means. Aah what pussies right? But think about all the kids who've died so far. For the liberty of a people true, but that wasn't the original intent (as everyone so easily forgets), the one man we're really looking for keeps eluding us. And we've had him in our sites! But of course, you have to call it back to the superiors.. it has to be confirmed... the order must be given.. oh look he's getting away... If you're on pokerroom bitchin about other people being pussies, why don't you find your balls and go to boot camp? If you've got such a hard on for death and destruction, be my guest, coz sorry to break it to ya, but YOU are the problem. 01/11 - I MISS YOU 5TH! Where are ya, ya bastard!? 01/09 - BLATANTLY COPIED/BORROWED/STOLEN FROM " DBL DLNG DAN " 's profile, pls go visit her and say hello and tell her how hilarious she is: "To those who claim to be “professional” poker players, Please keep your mouth shut! It is extremely annoying to listen to your advice & comments. What is worst, most of the time you are playing $5 tables! If this is something you do for a living, you must not be living well. I mean $19.50 an hour, after buy-in and rake, IF you won a table every hour, 8 hours a day (not likely) you would only be bringing home only $156 a day. You might want to consider keeping your day job. Unless, your day job is Head Gum Scraper or General Manager of Underwear Inspection, then I guess, in your circle of friends, telling people you are a professional poker player would be an upgrade. If this is the case, please never visit my profile again." 01/05 - Only 9570 points to go! Show me some love! 01/01 - Just thought i'd also mention it was like 80 frikken degrees here last night! 01/01 - Happy New Year Pokah Jerks! My resolution is to keeping taking all your money, so make sure you're at my table! Otherwise... Happy New Year to 5th, Gina, Pedro, JOO, Dezzie, Dazza, Petenorth, Buuuud, Wookie, Wak, Jenny, NG, AK-47, HotPokerNight and Auto-Raiser (yeah even you girls), Eddie and VOR. Im too lazy to visit your guestbooks so hopefully you will come visit mine and see this. Hope everyone is still alive and didnt do the stupid thing of drinking and driving! Thank you for the wonderful times we've had and I look forward to much more shit-talking during play. Love Peace and Chicken Grease 12/26 - Just realized I am almost a pokah addict. Is it too early to start spring cleaning? Especially since we're getting a "cold front" tonight. Florida is supposedly gonna hit 40! yea ok. 12/25 - Huzza! got a digi-cam for xmas so i am very happy. Strange couple of days though as I coincidentally found out one of my little cousins got electrocuted and nearly died THREE MONTHS AGO!! News does not travel fast in my family.... anyway, updated "the space" again tho my background is apparently kaput. I must now plan out impossible-to-achieve new year resolutions I can break in 2006. Work has been hectic, I have had no time to hang out during the day but I will be playing more during the evenings now (you hear that 5th??). aaaand, over and out, coz nobody reads this anyway. 12/24 - Have a very Happy Politically Correct Winter Solstice season! 12/13 - Ben Harper - Burn One Down Let us burn one from end to end, And pass it over to me my friend. Burn it long, we'll burn it slow, To light me up before I go. If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gonna burn one down. Yes, I'm gonna burn one down. My choice is what I choose to do, And if I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you. Your choice is who you choose to be, And if you're causin' no harm, then you're alright with me. If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gonna burn one down. Yes, I'm gonna burn one down. Herb the gift from the earth, And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth. So before you knock it try it first, Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse. If you don't like my fire, then don't come around, 'cause I'm gonna burn one down. Yes, I'm gonna burn one, oohhh. 12/7 - i have updated my myspace. it is now kickass. hurray. 11/24 - Has anyone seen the spoof trailer "American Jedi" ? 11/24 - HAPPY TURKEY DAY! Here's to not cooking your own turkey! Going to the "in-laws" to have some wonderful made-from-scratch thanksgiving food. Hope you and yours have a lovely time and eat lots and lots of turkey and enjoy that post-stuffing-yourself nap. On another note, found this hilarious: www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com , check out "Bat Day" under videos. 11/13 - Stolen from StrangeEddys profile: Poker is a form of civilized warfare. As in warfare, there are many winning strategies. Some emphasize pre-flop play, post-flop play, or psychology to a greater or lesser extent. Some very arrogant players don't grasp this, and wonder why their results aren't better. This partialy explains why Gus Hansen has 3 WPT titles and Phil Hellmuth has ZERO. So insulting another's play makes you look like a jackass because: 1) You're too thick to understand your opponent's strategy OR 2) Your opponent really IS bad, and you're CALLING HIS ATTENTION TO IT (in which case he might improve or leave) 11/12 - knock knock - whos there? - GO FUCK YOURSELF 11/11 - sorry folks, been away from poker for a while, busy with work (can u believe it?) havent had time to surf as much as i used to. well, wilma and all. NE how, keep an eye out for me and drop me a line ive at least got time to say 'ello to me maties. 11/1 - I HATE WILMA! DIE WILMA DIE! Hopefully the seaon is finally over, I cant believe theyve switched to Greek alphabet names 10/29 - I missed poker and pokah and all of u (you know who u are)! Almost a week with no power. My man wants to use this comp too so heres the short version: I hate hurricanes, and if I see one more person just blow thru another traffice intersection without even ATTEMPTING to stop im going to hunt them down and put a boot through their teeth. And quit being assholes at the gaslines, we're all trying to get somewhere. Miss all u guys, dont know when im getting back to work, some of it got demolished. We had no damage personally, all is good, see u soon. 10/6 - oooh, look whos a pokah enthusiast, what what? 9/25 - anyone who wants to argue about ANYTHING with me better come with their facts str8. Nothing more pathetic than having a battle of wits when your opponent comes to the fight unarmed. 9/24 - My new obsession : www.jeffiscool.com/numanuma.html 9/20 - Hurrican Rita. Goddam thats TWICE my power goes out this season! And she wasnt much more than a strong rain storm. FPL SUX! in other news: whats up with all these "Im leaving pokah forever" group messages people keep sending out? 9/17 Im celebrating my three year anniversary today! woohoo! Yeah even tho its actually on tuesday, we've got work to do so, chicken dinner with fresh pasta for my baby tonight! I still love you tho Gina, you can come over and ill eat you. I mean, you can eat with us. Or we can eat and he can watch! lmao 9/13 Hey i got deal of the day again! but hey, its 12:20 and with 2 pair, A's and 4's, thats probably not gonna last very long. oh well, i dont care 9/5 ~~ Many thanks to everyone being so nice to me about the hurricane, but hey, it was really no big deal! Pls show support for the REAL victims of New Orleans and Alabama, donate to the red cross at redcross.org! They are currently searching for people who have extra room in their house and heart to temporarily house victims of the storm who have their own homes destroyed. We are always the first to help everyone else during their struggles, please support your fellow Americans! The power is back on at my house! i have survived hurricane Katrina! Yay me HEY EVERYBODY! Before u go any further, be warned: I like to talk a lot of shit and swear! This by no means is to be taken as bitchiness, i just enjoy play fighting in the chat rooms. A lot of you take yourselves too damn seriously anyway. 8-18-05 I'M A SENIOR MEMBER, WOOHOO! Thanx for pushing me over the edge folks! I have been asked to update my pokah! page so i guess that means i must oblige. For those who don't know me, which, I guess is everyone, I'm twenty-one years old, female (shocked silence? Got-Nutz is a poker term people!), who lives in Ft Lauderdale, FL. If you are local I recommend www.HotPokerNight.com, FREE local tourneys that can get you into a WPT season 4 event. I love to play poker, on weekends I am most likely to be found at my regular "house game", if you will, until the wee hours of the morning. There's nothing like a little game of 4am poker. Otherwise, I'm a college student, going for my AA in Fine Arts, hopefully i will master in Art education SOMEDAY (i work two jobs, so i go part time), and hopefully the budget cuts will not have done away with art and music programs entirely. If you wanna know any more I'll guess u'll just have to ask me, or CHECK ME OUT ON MYSPACE @ http://www.myspace.com/dashayster You can also join my Poker related group there, URL: http://groups.myspace.com/hotpokernights . Just wanted to say thank you to all the lovely people in the chat room with whom it is no so lonely to sit and wait for a damn server to be fixed; or where i can get comfort when someone calls my all in raise with 25-50 blinds with a K4 ("because they were suited") and catches a 4 on the river to beat me; or where i may gripe about idiot players who automatically call all in pre-flop on the first hand no matter what they have, as well as the ten people idiotic enough to call said idiot player's all in raise. See you in the chat room people! Poker on! For everyone who might want a casino quality custom table built for cheap go to http://www.custombuiltpokertables.com/ Special offers on Chips and Accessories as well! SPAM SPAM SPAM! HaHaHaahahahHA!
Personality	Confident
Occupation	Grinder

Things to have in Florida

1. Air Conditioning
2. Hurricane Shutters
3. Generator
4. Power
5. TV

My Pokerroom Stalkers

1. Lagrande (WEIRDO!)
2. Jimmy Ice (but i luv him)

Best Food

1. SUSHI!
2. French Food
3. Thai Food
4. My boyfriends mothers' lasagna
5. Shawarmas

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