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Presentation	Ok, How's it going people? Hope y'all doin fine. I was told I should lengthen my presentation. So as a homage to Gysgt.'s(Capt.LFStern) story line, I will tell y'all about the first time I met Chief(Hanover Fist). I met Chief(Hanover Fist) way back in 1988. We were both Hospital Corpsman 2ND Class Petty Officers(E-5),attached to the 15th Marine Expeditionary Unit(MEU). I was with Battalion Landing Team 2/1(BLT2/1) and he was attached to Battalion Landing Team 1/1(BLT1/1). We were waiting for the Mike Boat at Camp Del Mar's Boat Basin(21Area). We had just completed a month-long training evolution at MAGTF 29 Palms, CAX/FINEX. We were exhausted. I first seen this young looking, skinny, short, guy, who I thought was a kid. He could not have weighed more than 150lbs. and he had about 70lbs. of gear on him. He looked to me like some sort of demented, green, midget, Michelin Man. I walked up on him as he was regaling his men about a time on his first ship when he was on the Island of Pago Pago, American Somoa. He was trippin on acid and drunk as a skunk. He was standing at the bar at this hotel, that was hosting a party for the American Ship he was on(Ive heard this story so many times but I cant remember the name of his first ship). The place was packed with local women and Officers and Sailors from his ship. Chief(Hanover Fist) was standing by the bar with his buds and some local wahine's laughing and carrying on. There was a long table that ran the length of the bar. Sitting at the table was the entire Wardroom(Officer Corps) of his ship along with an Admiral and his Staff that were attached for this South Pacific Cruise(SOUTHPAC). The Admiral was sitting at the head of the table and was talking to the Captain(a real hard ass) who was standing next to his chair. In order to hear the Admiral over the noise of the jukebox the Captain had to bend over. Chief(Hanover fist), tripping on acid and drunk as a skunk looks over and see's his Captain bending over talking to the Admiral. Chief sidled up behind the Captain and started simulating a sex act. When the Captain would stand up, Chief would turn around and talk to his buds at the bar like nothing was afoot. Captain bends over again and there goes Chief giving him the high hard one. His buds are dying with laughter and the Officer's at the table are slacked jawed in shock at the absurdity of what they see, and some were laughing their ass's off. No one ever said a word to the Captain(he was not a liked man). This went on for about 5 minutes or so, before a Senior Chief Bosun sent some guys to shuffle Chief(Hanover Fist) out of the bar dragging wahine's with him the whole way. (I can not tell you the rest of the story because of the XXX rating. Needless to say sometimes I wonder how many little CHIEFS might be running around this planet.) The men of his platoon are in tears, they are laughing so hard. That was 17 years ago, we went to war together three times since then(Panama, Gulf War I, Gulf War II). He is a good guy who has saved lives on 3 continents and I am proud to call him a friend. Chief(Hanover Fist) got us all into poker and he is the reason we are here playing. So that is my "Sea Story"(lie) as we call them out in the fleet. So we are all back and we are just partying here in New Orleans and looking to play some poker. Looking forward to meeting some cool people with whom I can joke around with and generally have a goodtime. I Like Adult Swim on Sunday nights and on week nights at 2300/1100 CST for Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Robot Chicken, also like Chapelle Show and the Daily Show, BirdMan Attorney-At-Law, SeaLab 2021, Family Guy, South Park, Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast, the Simpsons and Seinfeld. Well, y'all be cool. See y'all around the tables have a good one. Good Luck to all. HMC LAVADOGS
Personality	Cool
Occupation	Chief

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Poker Idol:	Doyle Brunson
Favourite game
Structure:
Casino game
Prefers
PokerOnline

Hobbies	Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater
Favourite sports	Baseball, Basketball, Football, Soccer
Favourite music	Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, R&B / Soul

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FUNNIEST TV SHOWS

1. ATHF
2. CHAPELLE SHOW
3. DAILY SHOW
4. BIRDMAN ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
5. CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM - LARRY DAVID

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