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| Presentation | Hello. I'm a journalist from London, currently trying to make a living writing about poker - any good stories please let me know. I used to have a pic of a fit japanese bird up but it got a bit weird. This one is the inside of my head. I did an MRI scan as a guinea pig and they just sent me the results. My brain is pretty massive. I play mostly at Stars these days. the security issues here got a little worrying. Same name, mostly $10/$20 SNGs. Actually i withdrew all but $4 from PR, and when i realised this I took $2 and put them on black, won, entered a $5 SNG and came 2nd. My PR roll is currently at around $40. I am nurturing it, tending it with loving care, as part of a 'build a roll from scratch' project. Fuck Moneymaker, i'm gonna turn $4 into a small African country. Finally - goodbye pervy lurkers. It was lovely reading all your twisted messages. If i really HAD been a fit Japanese chick, I would definitely have cammed with all of you. GL all. His Bobness: When you played your cards with Willie, you never really knew Whether he was bluffin' or whether he was true. He won a fortune from a man who folded in his chair. The man, he left a diamond flush, Willie didn't even have a pair. And it's ride, Willie, ride, Roll, Willie, roll, Wherever you are a-gamblin' now, nobody really knows. |
| Personality | Paranoid |
| Occupation | Grinder |
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| Poker Idol: | Robert Varkonyi |
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juliet4u4 | 14 Nov, 2011 |
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| McBangus | 13 Jul, 2007 | |
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pokerandporn | 11 Feb, 2007 |