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HizSlaveGirl
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Taking a break from PR for a while. GL and best wishes to all. Please do not just fly by,leave a post. I will leave you one in return. I will leave you one anyways.(hehehe) " Strangers are only friends in waiting" -Misty- Thank you The picture is of Jeff and I in Hawai'i as we were being married on the beach. Love yourself and others will follow (wink) YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF------------- > > >1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. >2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front >of her kids. >3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. >4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different >night. >5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." >6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. >7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this." >8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. >9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. >10. Your junior prom had a daycare. >11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines." >12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. >13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how >much gas is in it. >14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. >15. One of your kids was born on a pool table. >16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. >17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. >18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. >19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. >20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor. >21. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.... >22. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart... >23. Your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V... >24. You thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler... >25. You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table... >26. You think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart... >27. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home... >28. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement... >29. You've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher >30. You've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?" >31. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty... >32. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph... >33. somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is... >34. You've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate... >35. You've ever been too drunk to fish. >36. Your family tree looks more like a telephone pole. >37. You think Possum is "The Other White Meat >38. You carried a fishing pole into Sea World >39. You think subdivision is part of a math problem. >40. You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. >41.Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." >42. When you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took >43. You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. >44. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade >45. Your wife has ever said,"Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." >46.You don't understand why the first 45 are funny > Drop a line in guest book and will return favor. My name is Misty. Greetings to All. Thank you for takin the time to stop by and read my lil profile. A little about myself. I am 32 yr old, mother of 3. Born and raised in Indiana(as a child), But grew up in Atlanta GA.(grinz)Moved back to Indianapolis a few yrs ago and started a sports memorabilia store. I have recently found the man of my dreams(Jeff aka CyberOtter). So LUCKY and PROUD to have such a wonderful man in my life. I am very into people and love to hear what people think about things. We all have our views so dont be shy and share yours with me.Jeff and I, We love to play Texas Hold'em, we watch the World poker tour, sports, takin long rides on the Harley, and spending time with my children.(when they arent acting like lil spawns)(j.k) Sports are a huge part of my life. I sell memorabilia of your sports heros and sports cards,collectibles ect. I look forward to meeting some great people on here. Have a wonderful day and See y'all soon. Happy Poker playing! |
| Personality | Cuddly |
| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Night Life, Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Home & Garden, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Golf, Football, Hockey, Wrestling |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
Most meaningful things to me
- #1 iz My Love Jeff aka Cyberotter
- My Family and Jeff
- My Friends/ and Jeff
- The Harley (02-Fatboy) Riding behind Jeff
- Sports, all of em! Did i mention Jeff?
Latest Visitors
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AJH11 | 13 Feb, 2009 |
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Mkammari2 | 19 Jul, 2008 |
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jdsalter | 12 Jun, 2008 |
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Verdig | 26 May, 2008 |
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bosshog777 | 23 Jan, 2008 |
