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If you See K

If you See K

Country US (United States)
Joined 17 Dec, 2001
Pokah Status Veteran
Groups Pokah On Demand , Super Pokah Friends , Naked Cheetoh Eaters , Works in progress. , deep thoughts , JAGGOFFS R US , APATHY R US

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Presentation PAINT
May 7, 2008 08:53 PM. Post 1 Be it acrylic, or oil based - gloss or flat, satin finished or textured...red or purple or orange or even white...watching paint dry is loads of lovely fun!!!
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Eveyone can have loads of lovely fun with this exciting hobby! You're never too old or young or lacking in grey matter to enjoy it!! .

Its good clean fun for the entire family - and no one - but no one - can find any sort of CONTROVERSY in watching paint dry...oh look over there - that wet patch is just starting to dry - slowly slowly (so calming isn't it?) the tackiness leaves its surface through the miracle of ionic bonding!!!
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YAY - I love it so much!! Its lovely really!!! Really lovely! Lovely as Hell really!!!





1.never mention range critters.ae deer goats moose elk gnu reindeer wildebeast buffalo weasels liberals rabbit pony chicken cow and other delicous yummy food animals.

2.avoid sex talk like self gratification forced gratification consentuall gratification or religous gratification. married people are protected in this item.

3.funny things must never be originated. you shal "cut and paste" or otherwise "you Tube" your stolen humor.

4.Originality is forbidden."cut and paste"

5.Continue to cut and paste or be band for ever or longer"Sorry for the inconvenience"

6.Links to provacative sites excluding socailistic communistic or totalitarian sites will result in instant banding.

7.complaints about pokerroom or mentioning other poker sites will result in perma bands.

8.jilted lonely and hornee mods will ban you for a day or two, in the hopes of attracting another mod, joining forces, marrying and perma banding you.

I need more beer now and will finish this list after the band is lifted!


oh X_X_X joy

9.no fishing references ae fishing phishing fish bait phish bait crab bait other bait or bate. master baiters are perma band and master bates will also be band. just never touch bait worms cud or other things that might draw attention to phish. other wise your just a dumm phucker.

10. only mods are allowed to bait. baiting mods are considered fun an thus incouraged to bait. If you impersonate a master baiter you will be banned with a "sorry for the inconvenience" letter in your message post that you will not be able to read until the perma band is lifted. I should know....all my perma bands have messages that i didn't read until months later.

11. Stealing from banks might not get you band but you will be locked up and unable to log on. I know.

12.Running from the cops after you've been arrested will also prevent you from logging on.

13.Mean and ugly wives will change your password and prevent you from logging on.

14.Flirtandothers are likely mean wives and should be ignored from now on.

I like Flirt but dont tell her wife.


15.staring a new yahoo email addy and creating a monkey acct is grounds for perma bandings. just ask whats her niquil drinking name of the week. she has more names than the vietnam memorial. and perma banding has set her straight. well...no but who really gives a feces.

16.avoid spelling correctly or gapping your posts.MAV can say anythinghewantsright andnoonebandshimbeca useitsimpossibletore adRIGHTsorry. However,immitataing is not a form of flatery but an insult and insults are a bandable offense.ae T_I_M_M_Y dressed in huge fat ugly drag and where the hell is he?One crown and poof...off the face of the earth(as pokerroom sees it)18.or 19. whatever. Do not bring up politics.perma band.ae global warming. Global warming hoax is being grabbed up byb the capitalists and that will cost the enviromentals alot of there hard earned doll. haha. The capitalists will make alot of money selling us new and improved excess crud that we will all need really bad and the enviromentals will be first in line.

haha. did i mention the capitalists will profit hugely from the global warming hoax? I didn't? OH.haha the global warming capitalists will profit hugely!!.

so....#19 or 18 ...or 20. don't mention the huge profits of capitalists that will pull all the enviromentals money.haha. I can't "haha" enough about that one. haha

#27 or so. Don't refer to the United States of America as a good place. perma band. Just ask U.S. patriotsthat you don't see here anymore.Send them a message and wait a year or longer for a reply. Swede "perma bans" last about a year or so. Thats like forever in sweden. <<<that made me tired...brb beer time


oh X_X_X joy


53.Crowns critters politics and master baiting are all perma band offenses. stalking if you are verbally challenged is also going to get you banned. Rightous yammering is OK but NEVER argue with the rightous yammerer.

Yammerers have favor and thinkers are perma band.

NO thinking. Ideas are frowned upon but thinking is the worst thing a pokerroom poster can ever do. So dont!

besides,why would you want too? Only trouble makers think and thats just plain mean!

sis1969 thinks and you have seen the last of her.

lets move on.


first.


more beer.


oh X_X_X joy

#69.never log off when you know you're going to get banned.you log off and you're done. now then

ya'll be cool and kiss a mod for me. they really want me to do it but i'm logging off and ....well ....i can't.


see ya'll after my perma band....in a month or three. gotta love the swedes.


oh X_X_X joy
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