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JimyBluffitt
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I truly believe that an online profile can reveal an individuals likes and dislikes. BUT, it must be well written. If not, it cannot deliver the proper message. BUT, sometimes you can infer from someones passage what it is they mean. BUT, it takes concentration and talent. BUT you must be able to read between the lines in order to do this! So, do you think you know what "my likes" are from what I just wrote? I will tell you, here it goes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I like big BUTS!!!! har har har har (BAH DAH BING) By the way, I am the EXACT twin brother of Ahsheet Mah'Draws (Smith) (aka, IshetMudraws)My Exact Twin Bro's Profile There is a LONG story behind his name and I will not get into too much detail. All I will say is that he has to be careful when eating purnes as a dessert! Exact twins are more identical than Identical twins. The difference is that we were both born at 10:10 AM. Yes, the EXACT time. Sheesh, our Mom hated us for YEARS. So did our Dad. However, when our baby brother was born, AhBean Pharteen (Smith)My Baby Bro’s Profile, he took the same amount of time to develope in the womb, but took only 1 minute of labor! His nickname was Cannonball. And I cannot forget to mention our BIG brother, Nucking Fut (look it up yourself because this hyperlink has kicked my butt) who has had to overcome so much adversity in his life. Between being dyslexic and a complete dumba$$, he has done pretty good for himself. The issues were not from birth. He happened to be climbing a “stupid” tree, slipped and fell and hit every limb all the way down. By the way, both of my brothers, AhSheet and AhBean have been trying to land jobs with the Feds Anti-Terrorism department but are not having much luck. If anyone can help them out, let me know please. Since they have not had any luck, AhBean has set out on the road and travels as an Elvis impersonator. What a country. Ramblings: These show a little about my humor and my lack of poker skills and are not in any particular order. MUCK you if you dont MUCK your cards!  I will pay the price if I want to see them.No, I am not happy to see you. Its just Pinocchio playing hide and go seek in my pocket and he told a lie. You have to spend a little to make a lot! But lately, I have been spending a lot to make a little. Its one thing to get the cards! Its another thing to get the cards and then know what to do! Most of the time, a low a$$ kicker will kick your a$$ low. |
| Personality | Mischievous |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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| 01 Jan, 2008 | Lost | 0 |
| 01 Mar, 2008 | Lost again | 0 |
| 01 Oct, 2008 | Still Losing | 0 |
| 08 Nov, 2008 | Funday Tourney (19/1415) (finally) | 6000 |
| 09 Nov, 2008 | SuckBut Tourney (1100/1101) | 0 |
| 23 Nov, 2008 | Funday Tourney (35/1837) | 3600 |
Game Information
| Poker Idol: | JimyBluffitt |
| Favourite game | Texas Holdem |
| Structure: | No-limit |
| Casino game | Slots |
| Prefers | Tournament |
| PokerOnline | Play money |
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Latest Visitors
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FarKanal | 10 Jan, 2010 |
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brande44 | 2 May, 2009 |
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K_Sultan78 | 26 Apr, 2009 |
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_PoCkEt OnEz | 12 Apr, 2009 |
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Boogeee | 12 Apr, 2009 |
