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KR313
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | Pic will be posted soon...The "man" suspended my chatting rights until Dec.13, so don't feel offended if I don't respond to your ignorance...I'll be back... LETS GO METS!!!!!!!!!Damn it I can't wait for the MLB '06 season to start Boston Redsox vs. New York Yankees---Best Rivalry in Baseball Go Patriots!!! GO GIANTS!!!!! NBA Houston Rockets!!!!! R.I.P Eddie Guerrero We are all U.nder S.tupid A.ssholes----Branded by the so- called great old US of A City: New York baby---from Queens to Jersey now Manhattan...wherever I go I makes it happen Favorite TV Shows: WWE Monday Night Raw & Smackdown,Smallville,Martha and Trumps'Apprentice,My Name is Earl,The Boondocks,The Office,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,American Dad,The 70's Show,any football game on TV... So That Is Politics A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thinks a little and says, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?" The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said." Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to bed. The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now." "Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of crap." Bush In Hell One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Some HipHop 101 from my crazy mixed up world: Just think about the country we live in or the freedom and rights we've been given when our leaders expect us the people to give in; into the laws which appall disgrace America's face fuck society celeberity's and their place fuck the g-unit and ma$e......Just a lil words of wisdom for those who try to take down my kingdom, A poet and now you know it with the best hand I still don't show it, Here's the bait time to go fishing the river card is what I've been wishing, Whether you got the flush or you ya just flopped the nuts, U ain't gonna call my all in u don't have the guts |
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| Occupation | Grinder |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Myself |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Health and Fitness, Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Basketball, Football, Wrestling |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
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