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Klein74
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(Denmark)About me
| Presentation | Lifes a bitch...first you marry one, then you die. Trust me, I know what Im talking about....Except for the dying part, but I guess that will come eventually. Two sure things in this world - death and taxes..Especially when you live in Denmark... What color does a Smurf turn...if you choke it ? Why dont sheep shrink when it rains ? Why dosent glue stick to the inside of the tube ? How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipe ? Is it a success if a book about failure dosent sell well ? If God can do anything, can he then create a rock so heavy that he cant lift it ? Was it not boring to invent the first telephone ? Why is it so difficult to remember how to spell mnemonic ? Why do men have nippels ? Does it hurt eternity to kill time ? How do you get off a non-stop travel ? If a rabbitsfoot is lucky...what happend to the rabbit ? If nothing sticks to teflon...how do they get teflon to stick to the pans ? Why is the word abbreviation so long ? Where does all the white go when snow melts ? What color does an albino sheep have ? Do fish sweat ? Why did kamikazi pilots wear a helmet ? How does the guy who drives the snowplow, get to work in the morning ? If you drive with the speed of light, what happends if you turn on the headlights ? Why dont they make planes out of the same material as the black box ? Why do they nail a coffin shut ? If a cow could laugh, would milk shoot out of its nose ? If swimming is so healty, why do whales look like they do ? Can you surf on a heatwave ? When the fist clock was invented, how did they know what time to set it to ? How do parents know about all the thing they warn their children against ? Why does the bus only come on time when you are late ? Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering ----/// \\\---cancer |
| Personality | Paranoid |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Gus Hansen |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Night Life, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Basketball, Hockey, Soccer |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Hip Hop / Rap |
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_Toronto-416 | 21 Jun, 2008 |
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_acehighcall | 20 Sep, 2007 |
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_AREZ_ONE | 18 Sep, 2007 |
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bulaprlegend | 30 May, 2007 |
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santi.dk | 20 May, 2007 |
