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Kolinar

Kolinar

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Country CA (Canada)
Joined 1 Jun, 2005
Pokah Status Enthusiast
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About me

Presentation "The time has come the walrus said, to speak of many things.....". Okay, okay, so I'm not the most original person, who is? and who cares anyway? However, I do wish to speak of many things - well, not many things, but a few at any rate.

I want to thank my parents for my presence here today, otherwise you would not be reading my profile (that is, if you actually do read it or are interested or curious enough about Kol to visit).

Throughout all my trials and tribulations on Poker Room (and believe me, there have been many) I remain my same outgoing, friendly self that everyone has come to know and love (hey, so I lie, sue me!!). Retaining my sense of humour has been easy, it's me, it's who I am and all my wonderful friends have contributed to this end.

My Friends. Aahh, so many good friends, far too many to name and to omit just one would be an injustice, therefore all shall remain anonymous, but you know who you are!! How do I thank you all for being there, for listening, for all the sharing and caring and all the banter, fun and laughter? The only way is to simply say this - I LOVE YOU ALL!! Without you Kol would not be where she is today (actually where in hell am I anyway?).

I made a New Year's resolution at the dawn of 2006 (which is something I vowed never to do again owing to past experiences that never reached fruition). However, I took the bull by the horns anyway and guess what, I DID IT!! (At least the first part). I promised myself that I would learn all the poker games offered here and I did just that. I am not the best poker player, I do not even admit to being mediocre at the game; in fact, to my absolute chagrin I am probably the WORST player, but I do give it my best shot. Having said that, the next part of my resolution has not yet even begun to blossom, nonetheless I shall persevere!! And what, you are undoubtedly asking yourself, is the second part? NOT TO LOSE MY MONEY!! What else? If I ever sat down to play without having to go and refill, not only would I faint, but so would the whole table!! Oh well, we all have our dreams, no matter how far fetched they may seem.

Speaking of refills, it would be remiss of me not to mention my friendly, online banker. Now I ask you - where else can one find a multinational, multilinguistic financial institution of such magnitude that is there for you round the clock? Where else can one find the financial resources to continue on, having declared bankruptcy on an almost daily basis? (I refer to myself in this instance, not you!!). Where else can one receive 24/7 banking services without ever having to leave the confines and comfort of their surroundings? And, most important of all, where else can one extend their resources to the limit without having to worry about interest rates or repayment? Nowhere else, that's where. I salute you my friendly, ever-present banker. THANK YOU FOR SUCH PROMPT AND COURTEOUS SERVICE!!!

I cannot possibly end this yet, not without saying how great it is to be with my friends. I can honestly state unequivocably that I have never laughed so hard or so much as I have here at the tables. There have been times when I literally could not see the keyboard to type and others when I laughed so hard the tears ran down my legs!!. Make of that what you will.

To all you new players who read this, I have but this to say - join in the table conversation, don't be a smartass jerk, have a good time and remember, this is how to make friends. A good table can become a great table, just ask me!!

Ciao. Kolinar
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