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Kurisufarian
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroaustrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." -Dr. Evil- Shirts & Mugs to make your friends jealous. Proceeds go directly into my 11 year old's college fund, just thought I'd let everyone know. Thanks to those who've purchased stuff, I can't tell who bought because of this link but I'm guessing it's about 50 of you so far, I appreciate it! Also for my boy... the $500,000 homepage!!! I'm the new proud owner of a group that is actually all about enjoying poker! If you can believe that!? Send me an nice email and I'll send you an invite! The Cheering Section! Here is the perfect table! It's also a dream that I had last night. - Sometimes you'll have to hit reload to get to the pic (screwy server!) The ultimate Bachelor's Guide to Wine. "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion." -The Dalai Lama- "If you don't learn from your mistakes... that's the only way to create regret." -Kurisufarian- "My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness." -The Dalai Lama- "So don't let the world bring you down. Not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive experience the warmth before you grow old." - "The Warmth", Incubus - Here's some insight into how I play- Sometimes I will play total crap because I feel it... sometimes I will fold for half an hour straight because I refuse to play any crap. Luck/Instinct/Intuition... they are all the same thing. Play because it's fun, not because you think you can make a living from it. ....DON"T BE A WUSS, GIVE A LITTLE TO THE KATRINA VICTIMS, or any victims who need help here on planet Earth (besides, if you can afford to play any real money at all, you can afford to give a little up. It really doesn't take much and you'll feel really good about it no matter what).... www. pokerroom .com/pokah/forum/mes sageBody.php?threadN umber= 76501 Some people have asked me about "Woot!"... It's an online "Woohoo!", except it's much much cooler! It's mine, I invented it, ask for permission if you want to use it  Actually the first time I used it was while playing Myth & Myth II... the best games ever created by the way! And to answer everyone's burning question, yes, I'm a single dad. Divorced in early 2005 after 4 years of goodness. Why? Well, I wouldn't take off the goggles, and she insisted on wearing clothing sometimes. And finally, here is an incredibly thorough resource to everything you ever wanted to know about PokerRoom |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Data, from Star Trek the Next Generation |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Stamps |
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Personal Links
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| Excellent shirts and mugs | For my son's college fund... |
My TopLists
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bigdoobie1 | 30 Oct, 2008 |
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Dr. Cashola | 31 Aug, 2007 |
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waywoofy | 31 Mar, 2007 |
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ladyblueyes4 | 10 Feb, 2007 |
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Pov6955 | 24 Jan, 2007 |
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