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Lushie
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | And now, a modern fairy tale: Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am... ...and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother... where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself.... "I don't fckin think so!" ****************************** Many thanks to all our men in the military and my gratitude to them for putting their lives on the line for us each and every day. You guys rock! (and for my special guys... SEMPER FI!) ...The group Pussssy Power may now be defunct and only a fond memory, but the women that formed the heart and soul of it are still alive and kicking! Therefore; In honor of the women of Pussssy Power.... "Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery When I try to show them They say they still can't see Well... It's the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips, It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet, It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style... It's in the click of my heels The bend of my hair The palm of my hand The need for my care Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud When you see me passing It ought to make you proud... I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me." ~borrowed from Ms Angelou ****************************** FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS! If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Utah . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah . If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah . If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah . If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Utah . If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah . If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah . If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah . If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you live in Utah . Yes, Utah is a state to avoid. The liquor laws suck, and reverse polygamy is still in its infancy, but at least you can find a live poker game around every corner. So, don't believe what people tell you about how fantastic the snow is, how some years you can go waterskiing one day and snow skiing the next, how gorgeous the mountains are, the fact that our lakes and streams are full of all kinds of fish just ripe for the picking, how rockin' the salt flats are during speed week, how hot and willing the NURSES are.. oh I mean the 'women' are, or what a perfect soil base there is for hippie lettuce. You should definitely stay away. |
| Personality | Luscious |
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My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | The Big 'O' |
| Favourite game | Texas Holdem |
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| Casino game | Craps |
| Prefers | Cash games |
| PokerOnline | Play money |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Business and Investments, Night Life, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Football |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, R&B / Soul |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
A few of my fave things:
- Humor
- Honesty
- Irish men (ok, most men)
- Kicking back with my friends
- Tequila.. nuff said.
Latest Visitors
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_tony1m | 18 Jan, 2012 |
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Im_So_Hot_xx | 9 Jan, 2010 |
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Shorty Foola | 11 Nov, 2009 |
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rangatang | 3 Jul, 2009 |
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bogdog | 16 May, 2009 |
