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MEDIARUGGER
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I'm at the bar in that picture and I'm anti-sober. I'm 25 years old and I've never had a cavity. Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. The bass sees a fly. If the fly drops 6", the bass gets the fly. The bear sees the bass. If the fly drops 6", the bass gets the fly, and the bear gets the bass. The hunter sees the bear. If the fly drops 6", the bass gets the fly, the bear gets the bass, and the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear. The mouse sees the sandwich. If the fly drops 6", the bass gets the fly, the bear gets the bass, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, and the mouse gets the sandwich. The cat sees the mouse. If the fly drops 6", the bass gets the fly, the bear gets the bass, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and the cat eats the mouse. The cat runs down the river and slips on a pile of moose sh*t and falls in the water... Moral of the story: If the fly drops 6", the p*ssy's gettin wet. ....... ......./´¯/) ...........,/¯../ / ........../..../ / ..../´¯/'...'/´¯¯.`•¸ ./'/.../..../.....:^.¨¯\ ('(...´...´.... ¯_/'...'/ \.................'...../ .'\'...\.......... _.•´ ...\.............( -------> I copied this "I was booorn to love you, I was booorn to lick your face, I was booorn to rub you, but you were born to rub me first." nananananananaaaaaa "Hey, wanna make 14 bucks, the hardway?" "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin" "Mom and dad this is Chacey, Chacey this is my mom and dad, now show em them titties..." "Hey, is this guy boring you? Why don't you talk to me instead...I'm from a different planet. It's true, wanna see my spaceship?" "Wawa...who's drivin?!?!?!" ----> my college buddies were shroomin' in my living room and when Gene said this the entire room, well, anything would have sparked a laughing fit at that time "Ever take a line drive to the face with a softball?" "Hooooookin on Phonics, workin for meee!!!" "I could tell you but that be a real dingy dang dingy dingy ding wald, hut one, hut two, I need a Charleston Chew." "Kids go in the wata, shark in the wata. 14 kids go in, 9 kids come out, the icecream man take the rest." "I can hear you getting fatter." "If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." "Eat the foood!!" "You know what, Napolean? You can leave." "Scared money don't make money." "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Bill Murray made this story up on the spot during the filming of Caddyshack...amazing. "Raw I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia, Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia, My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation, like the Emancipation Proclamation Weak MC's approach with slang that's dead, you might as well run into the wall and bang your head, I'm pushin' force, my force your doubtin', I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains" "What did the 5 fingers say to the face........ SLAP!!!" "Welcome to the China Club, a chingy chang chang a chingy chang" "Ever seen me befo? I just got outta jail. I live across the street, hotel room 109. Don't make me come back down here." "Show me...POTATO SALAD!!!!" "THIS IS HOW I TALK!!! HAVEN'T YA SEEN MY MOOOOVIES!!!" Samuel L. "I think I might still be stoned..." "Bar in Bryn Mawr tonight? ... New location, new fun." "He has the type of hand a lot of poker players like to see flops with." "Go to your room." "Well I started playin' black jack, then the cards went south...so I started bettin' football and baseball. What can I say? I lost it all..." "This ain't no after school special." "Beat ya with a pair of dueces." "If I win, I geeet...another bowl of cereal!" "And if I win I get Diaaane." "I didn't...exhale." "Dolla twenty-five, Pa." "Jackie Treehorn, treats objects like women...man." The Dude "I love buttered stuff! .... Buttercup!!!" "You got big fat bank account...a ginormous house...thick red hair..." "I got a fever, and the only perscription, is more cowbell!" "The shortest distance between two points is a straight line...in the opposite direction." nanananananaaaaaa "That rug sure did tie the room together, didn't it, Dude?" "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!!!" "I'M FIFTYYYY!!!!" "Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner." "Excuse me. My doggies just reached the endzone and I got some celebratin' to do." "There's something wrong with her underpants...Yea, they're not in my mouth." "FIIIINE. I don't mind cutting my evenings short to be there." Redman "Ugh, this burrito is delicious but it is filling." Ron "I said this school has nice halls..." "Harvard University...Lovell House...first floor...right on the couch." Redman "Not a nare-nutta..." Mike Epps "Hey...there's that chicken that likes to hangout with the french fries...." "Heeey maaaan, you gotta a lot neeerrve hangin' out with all them french fries. Ha, I bet you wanna be a french fry." "Maybe I do." "HeHe, yea, uhh, maybe you do." "Maybe I do." "Yea...maybe you do." "Maybe.....................I do." "I walked up the side of the mountain, I walked down the other side of the mountain, I wanna swim in the river, lie in the sun, I wanna try to be nice to everyone..." "Wanna know the truth?...Truck's stolen..." "No...I won't be drinkin'...it'll be Willie the Jackass." "When all of you wishes are granted...most of your dreams will be destroyed." "YOU BOYS LIKE MEXIIIIICOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" "1, 2, 3...dooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt." "With that flame, I light up the cherry. She's so good to me, I pack a fresh bowl and clean the screen..." "Rugby is viewed by the media as a group of psychopathic maniacs on the fringes of our society whose motivation for playing are the post-game activities." A little true. I love it. "Support your local hooker, play rugby." "Elegant Violence = Rugby" "In-slum-national, underground, Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground, Like a million elephants with silverback orangutans, You can't stop a train Who want some? Don't come un-pre-pared I'll be there, but when I leave there, Better be a household name, Weather man tellin' us it ain't gon' rain, So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin wet, In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat, Hits somersaults without the net, But this'll be the year that we won't forget, One-Nine-Nine-Nine, and brutha anything goes, be whatchu wanna be, Long as you know consequences are given for livin - the fence is too high to jump in jail, Too low to dig, I might just touch hell - HOT! Get a life, now they gon' sell, Then I might catch you a spell, look at what came in the mail, A scale and some Arm and Hammer, so grow grid and some baby máma, Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers, Stack of question with no answers, Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS, Make a ni**a wanna stay on tour for days, Get back home, things are wrong, Well not really, it was bad all along , before you left adds up to a ball of power, Thoughts at a thousands miles per hour, Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe Believe there's always mo', OWWWW!" "We're headed up to Canada for some french fries and gravy..." "mmmmm, protien." "CAAANNNDY BAAAAAAARRRRRS" "Littering aannnd, littering aaaannnd, littering aaaannnnnnd...smokin' the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, Rabbit and I are gonna watch you smoke the whole bag." "Soup D'jour...what's that?" "It's the soup of the day." "mmmmmm, I'll have that." "Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby." "Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory. Fight Eagles Fight, Score A Touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'Em Low. Hit 'Em High. And We'll Watch Our Eagles Fly. Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory. E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!" "Philadelphia, where not even Santa is safe." Yea, we booed Santa at an Eagles game, hahahahahaha "Roll that sh*t, light that sh*t, smoke that sh*t." Method Man "Excuse me...your balls are showing. Bumble bee tuna." "I heard that you were feeling ill / Headache, fever, and a chill / I came to help restore your pluck / 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to -" Nurse, Ferris Bueler's Day Off "You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney...the man could squash my nuts into oblivion and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings..." Cameron, Ferris Bueler's Day Off "He's licking the glass and making obsene gestures with his hands..." Sloan Petersohn, Ferris Bueler's Day Off "You smell somethin', Rabbit?" *sniff* "Fear." "Run rabbit run....RUUNN RAABBITT RUUUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Otis "Ooh! Looks like another club banger. They better hang on. When I throw this thang on. Get a little drink on. They goin' flip. For this Akon shit. You can bank on it. Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws. The way she climbs up and down them poles. Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls. Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers. Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her. Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're - I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase. No time to waste. Back to my place. Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away. Or more like a palace, shall I say. And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game. In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing! (Akon!)" |
| Personality | Confident |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
| Date | Event | Winnings |
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | My cousin Vinny |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Health and Fitness, Night Life, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Baseball, Golf, Football, Hockey, Wrestling |
| Favourite music | Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| He's almost there | Help him out. I love beer. |
| UFC | I want to be an ultimate fighter. |
My TopLists
Activities
- Rugby, I play hooker, we do it best...
- Poker anytime, anyway, anywhere
- The "two for flinching" game
- Softball (ringer for emergency services league)
- Dart Team for Marty McGee's
Drinks
- Corona (without that f*ckin lime)
- Stoli O Chilled
- Grey Goose on the rocks
- Kettle One on the rocks
- Cold Water
Words
- Moist
- Panties
- Spiv
- (Any profanity)
- Smooth
Latest Visitors
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F0LDMASTER | 28 Dec, 2006 |
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6sweetness9 | 21 Dec, 2006 |
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VinTheMaster | 14 Nov, 2006 |
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EbayGal | 6 Nov, 2006 |
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jazzmanp0kah | 31 Oct, 2006 |
