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MONEY.MAKER_
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I'm here to play poker have fun. I'm no longer able to play real money since they made that stupid law. So now me and my friends play for play here and we play real at partypoker. Its a big change in the way people play with real money then watching people play with play. People are very stupid with there play and don't take it serious. Someday I will be on the top 100 list. ~GL at tables~ December 22nd 2006 I'm currently in top 1,000. Just figured i would update this because i am really bored. Been busy buying everyone christmas gifts!! I should be up more but black jack lost me 8 mil  Never ever ever play black jack even if you want to quit playing poker for ever just send me a message if you want to quit  Well i have to go so leave me a guest book post please and i will try to get back with you  .December 24th 2006 Ok i'm mad now i just lost most of my money in black jack i shoulda quite while i was up but decided to give it 1 more try to get some more which turned out me losing almost all of it, so my lesson for today is never play black jack ever, i already lost 8 mil as you see my note from before. SOME FUNNY JOKES TO READ WHILE VISITING MY POKAH PAGE!! A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on." The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers." He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!" The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!" He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!" "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude." |
| Personality | Cool |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | gus hanson |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Night Life, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Basketball, Football |
| Favourite music | Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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My TopLists
NFL
- chiefs
- steelers
- rams
- 49ers
PokerRoom
- RIGGED
- BLACK JACK RIGGED
- BAD BEATS
- STUPID FKERS
- VOTERS
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