MaxSwineberg

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Birthday	19 Jan, 1972
Country	(United States)
Joined	10 Jul, 2004
Pokah Status	Enthusiast
Visitors	437
Pokah posts	7 (click to view)
Groups	Freeroll high rolla's , Razorback Poker ,

Presentation	Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So, they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually, they end up opposite the elephant house. the boy looks at the elephant, sees it's willy and points to it and says, "Mommy, what is that long thing?" His mother replies, "That is it's trunk, son." "No," says the boy. "At the other end." "Oh, that is the elephant's tail," his mother answers. "No, mommy," he says. "The thing under the elephant." A short embarrassed silence after, she replies, "That's nothing." The mother goes to buy some ice cream and the boy, not being satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question. "Daddy, what is that long thing?" "That's the trunk, son," replies the father. "No at the other end." "Oh, that's the tail." "No, no daddy. The thing below," asks the son in desperation. "That's the elephant's penis. Why do you ask, son?" "Well," says the boy, "mommy said it was nothing." Replies the father, "I tell you, I spoil that woman..." ------------------------ Go Hogs. Go Steelers. Go St. Louis Cardinals.
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