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MsMoxie
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(United States)About me
| Presentation | I love my cats even more than I love playing poker! ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ CAT LOVERS RULES: The Cat is not allowed in the House. OK, the Cat is allowed in the House, but only in certain rooms. All right, the Cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture. The Cat can get on the old furniture only. Fine, the Cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. The Cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow. OK, the Cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only. Well, ok, the Cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Cat; only the Cat can sleep on the pillow. ~*~ }¡{ ~*~ =^•±•^= ~*~ }¡{ ~*~ =^•±•^= ~*~ }¡{ ~*~ Cat Haikus ~~~~~~~~~~ The food in my bowl Is old, and more to the point Contains no tuna. ---- So you want to play. Will I claw at dancing string? Your ankle's closer. ---- There's no dignity In being sick - which is why I don't tell you where. ---- Seeking solitude I am locked in the closet. For once I need you. ---- Tiny can, dumped in Plastic bowl. Presentation, One star; service: none. ---- Am I in your way? You seem to have it backwards: This pillow's taken. ---- Your mouth is moving; Up and down, emitting noise. I've lost interest. ---- The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. ---- My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? ---- Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. ---- My affection is conditional. Don't stand up, It's your lap I love ---- Cats can't steal the breath Of children. But if my tail's Pulled again, I'll learn. ---- I don't mind being Teased, any more than you mind A skin graft or two. ---- So you call this thing Your "cat carrier." I call These my "blades of death." ---- Toy mice, dancing yarn Meowing sounds. I'm convinced: You're an idiot. ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ Diary of a Cat DAY 659 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 662 -- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed. DAY 669 -- Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. DAY 681 -- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm... not working according to plan. DAY 688 -- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 690 -- There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 699 -- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ =^..^= ~»*«~ Whoop de do! I made ENTHUSIAST on 6/27/06! |
| Personality | Cool |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Marcel Luske, Phil Gordon, Kathy Liebert |
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| Prefers | |
| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
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Personal Links
| Link | Description |
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| Yeti Sports | Fantastic, free, funny games featuring a penguin and a yeti. |
| The Mariners | My favorite team |
My TopLists
Eclectic Movie Favorites
- The Lion in Winter
- Fargo
- Fried Green Tomatoes
- Being John Malkovich
- Finding Nemo
Favorite Musical Performers
- Sarah MacLachlan
- Bonnie Raitt
- Dan Fogelberg
- Fleetwood Mac
- Santana
Poker Fantasies
- Winning $100 a day playing online
- Attending a WPT Boot Camp
- Knocking Phil Helmuth out of a tournament
- Playing at the same table with Doyle Brunson
- Winning a WSOP bracelet
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